Jack Chick wants to wish everyone a Happy Halloween!
If you’ve been hanging around The American Jesus for a while, then you’ll remember Jack from the old Tract Tuesday series. He’s the godfather of the religious tract industry.
Now, of course, by Happy Halloween, I really meant “Happy-Pass-Out-Religious-Tracts-To Children-Day!”
Because obviously children would much rather get a religious tract than candy tonight. And clearly, their joy at getting such a tract instead of candy will have them bursting with excitement to ask Jesus into their heart.
At least, that seems to be Jack’s thought process.
I assume if Jack has grandchildren he also gives them tracts for Christmas.
And their birthday.
And every other opportunity he has to destroy a child’s joy.