I’d be lying if I said that I haven’t wished for a Tapley response to the May 21 Rapture crowd. Well, praise the whore of babylon he has!
The Third Eagle William Tapley reveals to us that Camping is a punk and a false prophet. All hail Tapley!
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I just don’t get this one at all.
Is this guy for real?
And if we’re supposed to substitute ketchup for wine, do we also substitute french fries for bread?
There’s nothing about this clip that isn’t funny.
“Save the date? Like a wedding? I wonder if the apocalypse will be chicken or fish.”
“There’s only 10 more shopping days ’till there aren’t any more shopping days.”
What we love best is Colbert’s “love” of the American nature of this whole thing. If you notice, the only place this end of the world campaign is happening is here in the United States.
So expectedly normal weird to see an American Christian group with an exclusively American focus.
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We all know that listening to rock n’ roll is a one way ticket to hellfire and brimstone.
Now, with the use of countless partial out of context quotes and lyrics combined with the belief that no one has ever talked about the devil in jest, the people at GoodFight.org prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that rock n’ roll is in fact the devil’s music!!
Turns out Michael Jackson had a secret room of mirrors where he worshiped Satan and communed with Liberace. Who’da thunk?
(That gem comes around the 5:50 mark, and apparently Liberace was also an occult leader as well as the famous pianist, but I choose to believe they were one and the same.)
If you don’t believe us, then please examine exhibit A below.
It’s the aftermath of a root canal combined with Jesus and unicorns and sprinkled with a little rap.
The entire video is incredible, but the “Who’s in the house? Jesus’ is in the house” rap starts about 1:09.
Enjoy and you’re welcome.
If you’ve been blessed by the Erik Estrada Good News Gang video or felt a sense of patriotism swell up inside from the Chrisagis Brother’s American Man anthem and want to share those good feelings with your children, then you’re in luck!
Presenting the Good News Gang “character building” plush toys.
And what kind of character do these toys build? Well, according the the :45 mark and their choice of doll for “drug awareness” it looks like they will do a pretty good job of teaching your children to be racist.
With all the news surrounding the death of Osama Bin Laden, it’s easy to forget the REAL news story this month….
The world is ending on May 21st!!!
I bet you forgot. Well, we are here to remind you.
To help you out, starting today we will be highlighting daily signs of the apocalypse which point to our imminent doom. That way you can make appropriate preparations for the coming apocalypse.
As part of this awareness campaign we have requested an interview with the people behind the May 21st judgement day. Keep your fingers crossed that they’ll say yes so that we can all have a better understanding of what to expect in the coming days.
In the meantime we will scour the news for any signs pointing the way to our impending doom. And if you see any signs in the sky please make sure to share them!
First up, in typical sensitive and sensible evangelical fashion a “theologian” named Paul Begley declares that the tornadoes that destroyed Alabama were in fact a “demon possessed sign of the apocalypse.”
These guys may not have the amazing American flag windbreaker as the guy from the other day, but they still have lots of stuff going for them.
What’s perhaps most incredible about this video is the fact that it’s not one of those classic late 80′s, early 90′s videos from a bygone era when people “just didn’t know any better.” Based on the appearance of the MacBook Pro in the beginning and their own reference to the Tea Party this epic song was written and recorded in the past couple of years.
Which means those outfits, haircuts, and dance moves were also chosen within the past couple of years.
Anyway, sit back, relax, and plug in your ears enjoy this sure to be classic song about America “returning” to the things she once believed.
This shouldn’t come as much of a surprise.
After all it starred Morgan Freeman as the “President”, obviously a metaphor for God since he ALWAYS plays God in movies including movies in which he technically isn’t playing God. And Elijah Wood was the kid that “saved” the day. Not coincidently Mr. Wood also played the “messanic” Frodo Baggins in Lord of the Rings who saves the world by casting the one ring into the fires of Mt. Doom.
What’s really important in all of this is: THE THIRD EAGLE IS BACK!!!
After a long hiatus the “Co-prophet of the End Times” has returned with new revelations and this time he’s armed…..with a chainsaw and wood cutting machine of some sort. Man can that guy chop some wood.
