In honor of Halloween we thought we’d save you the $5 “donation” and bring the Judgment House to you. Or at least the “important part.”
Apparently there are chain link fences and an annoying ticking clock in hell.
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Call me crazy, but I think if we all started paying our tithe this way instead of passing the plate, then offerings would be way up. Or at least it would be a more enjoyable experience for everyone.
Preacher’s funerals go with a blast
Chris Pearce, managing director of Dudley-based Jubilee Fireworks, gives sparkling send-offs on request.
He launches rockets loaded with cremated remains into the sky, ensuring a fitting farewell for watching relatives.
As well as his day job the 49-year-old gives sermons on the side and he has even introduced fireworks to his services so that they go with a bang.
Methodist Mr. Pearce has given his daring displays at churches in Dudley, Tipton, West Bromwich and Wednesbury as well as obliging with the special scattering ceremonies.
“One or two people every year request to have their ashes launched in a rocket,” he said. “Particularly firework enthusiasts decide this is a good way to say goodbye.
If ever there was something funerals were lacking it’s excitement. Kudos to Mr. Pearce for putting the “fun” back in funeral.
According to one pastor, all of this publicity for Breast Cancer Awareness Month is just ridiculous. Women shouldn’t even check themselves, because you won’t find what you don’t look for! Problem solved!
Here’s an idea. Let’s allow doctors to be doctors, scientists to be scientists, and preachers to be preachers. Only bad things happen when people claim authority outside of their respective fields…
Halloween is upon us, and the good folks at Chick Publishing are here to make sure you have the tools you need to defeat the devil and/or sissy vampires.
(As always, special thanks to the good people at Chick Publishing for all their hard work in putting this tract together.)
Seems like the devil really likes Halloween. Also, he wants the soul of some youth pastor in Chicago.
Maybe you’re a pastor out there who doesn’t like rap music. Maybe you’re even convinced that it’s the devil’s music. But what can a simple pastor do to fight satan’s musical minions??
Isn’t it obvious? You make your own rap video!
**Also, this makes post number 100! Not a huge milestone, but a good one to reach. So, a BIG THANKS to everyone out there who’s been following the blog. We REALLY appreciate it.
The Third Eagle warned us that the Tribulation was starting a little over a week ago, and that World War III was right around the corner. It didn’t happen, but don’t you go thinking that means William Tapley was wrong- it just means that Jesus is “shortening the days.” Enjoy his exposition on why WW3 hasn’t started yet…
