Archives For October 2010

Beware the False Conversion!

Zack —  October 20, 2010 — 1 Comment

Meet Todd Friel. Todd hosts an appropriately named program called “Wretched Radio.” It should come as no surprise after you watch this video that this program used to be called “Way of the Master Radio.” Watch as Todd tells a youth worker that he’s not really saved:

Here’s my problem with Todd, Way of the Master, and everyone else cut from that cloth:

1) Jesus never called us to make converts. Ever. Go look, I’ll wait. Jesus calls us to make disciples and being a disciple is VERY different than being convert. This type of “evangelism” is only interested in adding notches to the belt of how many people  we “saved.” If they were really interested in fulfilling Jesus’ call to “go and make disciples” then they wouldn’t be confronting people on the street in order to solicite a “decision” by having them say a few magic words. If they really wanted to fulfill Jesus’ call they would be investing their time and energy in these people’s lives, discipling them in the faith through their own lives. As ingrained as it is in the consciousness of American Christianity, this is absolutely nothing like what Jesus meant when he said “go and make disciples”

2) Todd, Ray, and their various cronnies are either incredibly ignorant of the scripture they profess to love or they are calculating liars. I prefer to think (hope) they’re just ignorant. To be honest, I can’t completely blame them. American Christianity has done an excellent job of telling us that when we die we will go before the judgment seat where Jesus will judge us according to the 10 commandments (the law). Thus, we see Way of the Master evangelism wherein we are taught to confront people with “Have you ever told a lie? When you die Jesus said He is going to judge you with these commandments. Where do you think you are going?”. The truth is: Jesus NEVER said that. Ever. In fact, in Matthew 25 Jesus says exactly what will happen when we come before the judgment seat at the end of all things:

“When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his throne in heavenly glory. All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left. ”Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’ ”Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’ ”The King will reply, ‘I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.’ ”

This isn’t an “alternative social gospel” as Todd or Glenn Beck might have you believe. This is THE gospel and this is exactly how Jesus says He plans on judging humanity.

If you sense some anger in my writing, then you’re probably right. Although I would prefer to call it “righteous indignation.”

Simply put they (and often we) are not preaching the gospel. Jesus never held the law over people’s heads. Ever. In fact, it was His refusal to do so that was in large part the reason He was nailed to a cross. Yet, we consume our time needlessly trying to defend God while at the same time putting ourselves in the place of that God as judge, jury, and executioner deciding the eternal fate of all mankind. We’ve reduced the faith and salvation itself to nothing more than a momentary intellectual decision. There is no transformative power in that and that is certainly not what Jesus lived, died, and rose again for. Jesus put on flesh so that all of creation could be reconciled with God, not so that we could spend our days endlessly arguing for the faith or trying to get people to say magic words.

May we remember once more that we have been set free from the law of sin and death so that we may spend our lives sharing God’s life giving grace to those around us through acts of humility, generosity, and love.

No Bad Deed Goes Unrewarded

Wes —  October 20, 2010 — 1 Comment

 

Just when you thought Terry Jones was going to leave the news cycle, another ridiculous story pops up.

 

From the Orlando Sentinel:

A New Jersey car dealer plans to keep his word after offering Florida pastor Terry Jones a new car if he promised to not burn a Quran.

Car dealer Brad Benson made the offer in one of his dealership’s quirky radio ads, which focus more on current events than cars. But he was surprised when a representative for Jones called to collect the 2011 Hyundai Accent, which retails for $14,200.

“They said unless I was doing false advertising, they would like to arrange to pick up the car,” Benson recalled. At first he thought it was a hoax, so Benson asked Jones to send in a copy of his driver’s license. He did.

Read the rest of the story here.

Tract Tuesday – part 3

Zack —  October 19, 2010 — 2 Comments

FACT: children who are lied to about about the existence of fairy tales like Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny will become terrorists and eventually end up on death row.

So, parents do us all a favor and stop turning your children into terrorists! (I’m looking at you Mr. and Mrs. Bin Laden!)

SPOILER ALERT: There is no Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, or Easter Bunny.

(As always, special thanks to the good people at Chick Publishing for all their hard work in putting this tract together.)

Mmmm…. Communion Wafers…

Wes —  October 18, 2010 — 1 Comment

Recently the unofficial newspaper of the Vatican, L’Osservatore Romano, chose an interesting ambassador for the Catholic Church- Homer Simpson. The piece, while tongue in cheek, congratulated The Simpsons on their 20 year anniversary and had this to add:

“The Simpsons are among the few TV programmes for children in which Christian faith, religion, and questions about God are recurrent themes.” The family “recites prayers before meals and, in their own peculiar way, believes in the life thereafter”.

It quoted an analysis by a Jesuit priest, Father Francesco Occhetta, of a 2005 episode of The Simpsons, The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star, which revolved around Catholicism and was aired a few weeks after the death of Pope John Paul II….”Few people know it, and he does everything he can to hide it, but it is true: Homer J Simpson is a Catholic,” insists L’Osservatore Romano.

This isn’t the first time that The Simpsons have been used by Christians.  A few years ago, Rowan Williams himself recommended the use of a Simpsons-based devotional book for young people.

Since The Simpsons is quickly becoming a bulwark of Christian wisdom, here are some of my favorite quotes from Homer on the topic of religion:

  • “Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else — and it hasn’t — it’s that girls should stick to girl’s sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.”
  • “I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman!”
  • “Stealing! How could you? Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what’s-his-name?”
  • “Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me.  For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is.  So here’s the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won’t ask for anything more.  If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.  In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk.  If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign.  Thy will be done.”
  • “Save me, Jebus!”

Fundie Friday part 8

Zack —  October 15, 2010 — 6 Comments

I thought I was pretty up to date on all the “fundamentals”. I was wrong. The great beacon of theological sanity Steven Anderson explains why he’s sick of the “repent of your sins garbage.” Apparently if you repent then you’ve abandoned the “fundamental truth” that we’re saved by faith. Somebody needs to pass that message on to John the Baptist, Peter, Paul, and some guy named Jesus (I forget his last name).

In this clip, Hal (the original 3rd Eagle) Lindsey explains that aliens are fallen angels.  There’s really nothing I can add to that to make it any funnier.

 

 

And apparently World War III is imminent!! Still don’t believe the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse is a prophet?? No worries! This time he’s got proof!

**BONUS** Make sure you have a pen and paper ready because Tapley gives out his address for a FREE COPY of his book!

Found at Christian Nightmares

Yoga Is Demonic

Zack —  October 13, 2010 — 7 Comments

 

Or at least that’s what Albert Mohler and Mark Driscoll would have you believe. He’s what Mr. Driscoll had to say in a recent interview with the Seattle Times:

 

“A recent essay by the president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary in Louisville, Ky., warned Christians that yoga is contradictory to Christianity. And local megachurch pastor Mark Driscoll of Mars Hill Church went even further, saying earlier this year that yoga is “absolute paganism.”

“Should Christians stay away from yoga because of its demonic roots? Totally. Yoga is demonic,” Driscoll said. “If you just sign up for a little yoga class, you’re signing up for a little demon class.”

 

Now, I’m not shocked to hear Driscoll bash yoga. Obviously it’s not the most masculine thing in the world. So, therefore in Driscoll’s mind it must also be non-Christian. But when you label everything under the sun “demonic” and “pagan” you lose some credibility. That is if you had any to begin with.

Now, to be fair: does yoga have “pagan” (Hindu) origins? Yes. And so does Christmas and Easter. The church intentionally selected pagan holy days and rituals and reclaimed them for use in the kingdom.

For me this is the heart of the Christian faith and the very point of redemption and salvation. We see this over and over again in the gospels. Jesus, the “cleanest” and holiest of holy reaches out, touches, and restores the unholy. The entire structure of existence is reshaped in this redemptive act. No longer does the holy become corrupted through it’s contact with the holy, instead the unclean is made clean again because it has come in contact with the Savior.

We have, I think, in many ways reverted back to the via negativa (negative way) faith of our recent forefathers. We define ourselves almost exclusively by what we DON’T do and who or what we DON’T come in contact with. This couldn’t be further from the gospel Jesus proclaimed when He sat down with sinners, ate with tax collectors, and defended adulterers.

Yes, we must always be on our guard and flee from temptation. But at the same time we must remember that the unholy, the “pagan” is made holy when it comes in contact with the holy. We are God’s holy people charged with spreading that holiness and grace to a lost and dying world. Instead of spending all of our time calling things and people “pagan” and “demonic” perhaps we should start to imagine ways that those unholy things and people can be reclaimed and restored for use in the kingdom of God.

 

 

Last week, there was a sickening story that caught some national attention out of Tennessee.   Firefighters refused to help a family who’s house was burning to the ground.  Why?  Because they hadn’t paid the $75 annual fee.  To their credit, the fire department did eventually show up- to spray the property line to keep the neighbors’ houses from burning too.  The family lost everything they owned, including three dogs and a cat.

 

At first glance, this seems like an awful thing to let happen to another human being.  In reality, though, the Fire Department responded in a Christ-like way- at least according to crazy nut-job blogger Bryan Fischer.  Here are some choice excerpts of his post on the matter:

 

The fire department did the right and Christian thing…

In this case, critics of the fire department are confused both about right and wrong and about Christianity. And it is because they have fallen prey to a weakened, feminized version of Christianity that is only about softer virtues such as compassion and not in any part about the muscular Christian virtues of individual responsibility and accountability.

The Judeo-Christian tradition is clear that we must accept individual responsibility for our own decisions and actions. He who sows to the flesh, we are told, will from the flesh reap corruption. The law of sowing and reaping is a non-repealable law of nature and nature’s God

 

Now that I think about it, I think I agree with Bryan Fischer.  Those firemen were simply “loving their neighbor” by teaching him a valuable lesson in the art of timely bill paying.  Kudos to you, kind sir, for helping spread the “good” news.

 

Tract Tuesday- part 2

Wes —  October 12, 2010 — 4 Comments

As we all know, Halloween will soon be here in all of it’s time-delayed demonic glory.  Luckily, Tract Tuesday has arrived with some helpful tips for surviving this evilest of days.

 

 

(As always, special thanks to the good people at Chick Publishing for all their hard work in putting this tract together.)