Archives For November 2010

There’s An App For That

Zack —  November 11, 2010 — Leave a comment

Maybe you’ve found yourself sitting around just staring at the wall thinking “Boy, I sure wish I could see Jesus on that wall.”

Well, now you can!!!

THE WOODLANDS, Texas, Nov. 11, 2010

– AppTech Corp is pleased to announce that its vision of Jesus app, labeled “See Jesus” is now available on Apple’s App Store for 99 cents. The “optical illusion” will display an image of Jesus on a blank surface after the viewer stares at the caricature for thirty seconds on any iPhone. AppTech also plans to release the “See Jesus” app in Brazil and the Philippines through its marketing partners in those countries.  Brazil andthe Philippines collectively have populations that are predominately Christian of which Catholicism is the main Christian denomination, exceeding 220 million followers.  Eric Ottens, CEO of AppTech, remarked: “The market for the “See Jesus” app is huge. We intend to coordinate our efforts with various Christian groups throughout the world to offer religious themed content through the various Smartphone operating platforms. Apple’s iPhone is just the beginning and in addition to the iPhone we are also planning to have our apps available on Apple’s iPad.”

Ottens added, “It is still our intention to give back a portion of our sales to charitable organizations and as previously stated, we will donate 20% of all revenue from the sale of the ‘See Jesus’ app to the American Cancer Society.”

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Call me crazy, but I don’t think a guy on an acoustic guitar qualifies as “rock”, but if it’s on the internet then I guess it must be true. However, there is definitely something “ultimate” in this video……… his haircut.

 

Paying Your Tithe

Zack —  November 9, 2010 — 1 Comment

This one just leaves me speechless….

Tract Tuesday- part 6

Wes —  November 9, 2010 — 3 Comments

A Thanksgiving tract with a bit of revisionist history…

(As always, special thanks to the good people at Chick Publishing for all their hard work in putting this tract together.)

*- With apologies for plagiarizing Cal from Talladega Nights, that was my reaction when I came across the following video; it’s just your average church of African-American, Rastafarian, Messianic Jew- type Christians.  See?  There’s a pretzel in your head too, right?

Anyways, here is part one of these guys explaining why Thanksgiving is a pagan holiday and shouldn’t be celebrated by Christians.  Come for the reggae music, stay for the sweet shofar.

And if you’re interested in learning more about this church, you can check out their website here.

J.E.S.U.S. (The Music Video)

Zack —  November 8, 2010 — 1 Comment

WARNING: This song WILL get stuck in your head. Our apologies to all who watch.

But, seriously, how can you not watch a lip syncing Christian cowboy???

Fundie Friday part 10

Zack —  November 5, 2010 — 2 Comments

Apparently hell has frozen over. I actually agree with pastor Steven Anderson on something! I wouldn’t vote for Sarah Palin either. Of course, he wouldn’t vote for any woman at all because “it’s wrong”, so as quickly as our honeymoon of agreeing began it was over.

Also, if you scream really loudly and overlay bible verses on your video it makes you right. But, of course, those verses must be in the 1611 KJV or they don’t count.

Turning The Tables

Zack —  November 4, 2010 — Leave a comment

Students protest preacher on his turf

By Jenna Ross, Star Tribune

He — or someone like him — is a fixture on a campus near you.

The Rev. John Chisham, called “John the Baptist,” tours public colleges preaching, a Bible in one hand and a sign in the other.

This fall, students at the Minnesota State University, Mankato, took offense at his words about gay people and women and decided to act.

“It was a lot of nonsense,” said Tara Mitchell, a 22-year-old sophomore. “Hateful stuff.”

They knew they couldn’t get Chisham kicked off campus; public colleges can’t regulate who says what on their property. So after a conversation with James Dimock, associate professor of communications studies, the group decided to challenge Chisham on his turf.

They attended his Sunday service in the YMCA in Marshall, silently carrying signs.

Mitchell, a lesbian, held a sign with the name of Seth Walsh, a bullied gay teen who killed himself. Another sign quoted Chisham himself: “Women have small brains.”

“They wanted to look into people’s eyes and make them see,” Dimock said. “They wanted them to not be able to look away.”

On his website, Chisham argued that the students’ move was “an inappropriate assault on the congregation.”

“What if the tables had been turned?” he wrote. “What if the Professor had invited me to his class, and I brought a dozen of my friends holding up signs of the Christians who had been murdered by Islam in the last year?”

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Personally, I find this story both amusing and fascinating all at the same time. Mr. Chisham’s ironic question “what if the tables had been turned” has been answered, although not in the way he would obviously like.

I understand the passion of so-called “street preachers”. I just think both their methods and their ultimate goal are off. One of my favorite pastors is Rob Bell. The man gets a lot of flack from people who I’m sure would be big fans of Mr. Chisham, but he makes a great point about the gospel that I think all street preachers would do good to hear. The truth of the gospel doesn’t lie in an elaborate philosophical argument,  our ability to convince people that God exists, or even, and maybe especially, in our ability to convince people that they’re going to go to hell. The truth of the gospel is found in our lives, in the transformation that occurs and is seen and  is shared shared with the world. Our lives are the good news. We are the gospel. (My paraphrase)

The good news we are called to share with the world must be shared through more than a quick sales pitch and it must result in much more than a “conversion.” The good news must be lived out for all to see and experience, so that they too may be transformed by it and join us, not as converts, but as disciples of a living and loving God.

If we really want to proclaim the good news, then maybe we should begin by putting down our signs, end our street side proclamations of hell fire and brimstone and instead learn to love and serve those people we have for so long hated and abused.

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Somebody Loves You

Zack —  November 3, 2010 — 2 Comments

Guess who it is!