Christmas 2010 may be over, but it’s not too early to start
picking out your Christmas music for 2011. Might we recommend you
have yourself a Third Eagle Christmas? Because what says Christmas
more than……….abortion.
Christmas 2010 may be over, but it’s not too early to start
picking out your Christmas music for 2011. Might we recommend you
have yourself a Third Eagle Christmas? Because what says Christmas
more than……….abortion.
As many of us head off to Christmas Eve services to hear the good news of the birth of our Lord, we wanted to use this Fundie Friday to “balance out” the Christmas message and provide you with “the truth [about Christmas] your pastor won’t tell you.”
And it’s in HD!
This won’t come as a surprise to our fundamentalist friends, but apparently Santa is actually Satan and Christmas is a pagan satanic holiday because it’s not in the Bible.
FUN FACT: Making videos for YouTube isn’t in the Bible either.
They just don’t make music like they used to…..
Are you tired of your boring, old, traditional Baptist church? Are the Pentecostals too establishment for you? Maybe names like Holy Trinity and Grace Community just don’t do it for you?
Then, maybe you should check out Scum of the Earth Church
By Josiah M. Hesse, Westword
Tucked behind a 7-Eleven and a liquor store, a historic church building rises above the Santa Fe art district. Commissioned in 1881 by former Colorado territorial governor Alexander Hunt, the building was once owned and restored by artist Lonnie Hanzon; you enter through a 300-year-old antique door from Paris, then pass under a cosmically decorated ceiling. The under-the-sea-meets-Mardi Gras-in-space theme continues through the bathrooms and hallways, but it co-exists comfortably with the current occupants. One large room holds scattered rows of chairs and a handful of musical instruments strewn about the far end; two upstairs bedrooms are home to a handful of young crust punks; the garage outside hosts a free bicycle workshop every Sunday afternoon.
This is the new base of the Scum of the Earth Church, a radical group of Christian outcasts hoping their brand of spirituality will find a home here, in a place where they can shed the stereotypes of being both Christians and punk-rockers. In the ten years since its inception, Scum members have congregated in everything from basements to coffeehouses to rented churches to homeless shelters. “Sometimes it’s felt like sleeping on someone’s couch for too long,” says Mike Sares, Scum’s 56-year-old senior pastor. Though he’s comfortable in his church’s new home, which Scum purchased in September 2008, he’s quick to point out that owning a building was never the goal. “The church is the people, not the building,” he says.
***Just to be clear, I think what these guys are doing is great. It may not be my particular taste in style, but the church should celebrate moments like these when she finds ways to reclaim the “unclean” things of the world for use in the kingdom of God.***
Maybe you grew up watching Mickey’s Christmas Carol and you thought that Scrooge turned his life around because he met 3 ghosts on Christmas Eve.
Well, that’s because Walt Disney sits on a throne of lies.
The truth is that Scrooge turned his life around because he met Jesus.
I’m sure Charles Dickens would be proud…..
(As always, special thanks to the good people at Chick Publications for all their hard work in putting this tract together)
Maybe your church has $8000 or so laying around and you’d like to put it to good use this Christmas.
Ed Young’s church in Grapevine, TX and Net Church in Oklahoma City, OK both found themselves in this particular situation.
One of them put it to good use:
GRAPEVINE, Texas — A minister known for his innovative preaching has attracted thousands of parishoners to his church’s 3-D Christmas program.
Funky glasses and all.
Fellowship Church in Grapevine on Saturday night premiered Senior Pastor Ed Young’s high-tech “A 3-D Christmas,” to a crowd of about 4,000.
“It’s a little cheesy, but cheese works,” said Young.
More services are planned for Thursday and Christmas Eve at the mega-church, where Young drew attention in 2008 when he challenged married congregants to have sex for seven straight days.
At the weekend, adult and children congregants wore paper-frame glasses with red and blue plastic lenses as they watched three videos put together at a cost of about $8,000, The Dallas Morning News reported. The third video featured a re-created incident from last Christmas, in which Young’s dogs tore up gift packages.
After the 3-D showings, Young preached the Christmas story.
By Matt Dinger
The Bible says that giving is better than receiving, and Pastor Joel Tudman and his Net Church congregation did just that Saturday morning, giving away $15,000 in gasoline in just hours.
“This is all tithes from our people. We wish we could fill up the cars, but we can’t, so we wanted to give everybody $20 worth of free gas,” Tudman said.
At 3 a.m. Saturday, the line began forming, he said. Just off Interstate 35 on NE 36, cars lined the block and were wrapped around Grand Boulevard to NE 30 through the early morning hours.
They planned on starting at 8 a.m., but Tudman said volunteers began gassing up cars about 7:30.
They had anticipated giving away $8,000 worth of gas, but at 9:15 a.m., Tudman laid down an additional $7,000.
This is the second year that The Net Church, 1212 N Hudson Ave., has given away gas for the holidays. Last year, the church gave away $4,000 worth.
At $20 dollars apiece, 750 people were given gas Saturday morning.
Pastor Steve Anderson gives fashion tips for men…
Is your church missing that extra spark in worship? Well, that’s probably because you’re not doing the “Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey”.
In the words of Seth Myers and Amy Poehler: REALLY?!?
I’m open to all sorts of different expressions of worship, but are you REALLY telling me that the hokey pokey is a legitimate form of worship? REALLY?!?
But we can’t stop there can we? Are you REALLY telling me that the hokey pokey can perform miraculous healings? REALLY?!?
The Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey?? REALLY?!?
Obviously here at American Jesus we seek to entertain those of you whose sense of humor is similar to our own, but more than that we hope that at some point some sort of reflection will happen so that you find yourself asking some serious questions about the American church. We tease, because we truly do love the church, both in America and elsewhere. For those of you like us who either have a passion for seeing the church be who she was called to be, or are simply interested in what is going on in the church beyond the four walls we each sit in on Sunday morning, then this book is a must buy. I picked it up at a conference shortly before Thanksgiving and couldn’t put it down.
Deep Church: A Third Way Beyond Emerging and Traditional is written by Jim Belcher, founding church planter and lead pastor at Redeemer Presbyterian Church in Newport Beach, CA. Although he doesn’t consider himself “emergent,” he came of age in ministry alongside Rob Bell and others who, whether they care for the labels or not, have become closely associated with the so-called “emergent church.” As contentious as the “battle” between the emerging church and the traditional church often is, many people on both sides really aren’t clear as to what the other is proposing. They simply assume what the other believes and attacks that assumed belief. The reasons for this are many, not least of all because there is no clear and definable organization called the “emergent church.” In Deep Church, Belcher does an outstanding job of clarifying both the “protests” of the emergent church as well as the counter-arguments of the traditional church. For someone like myself, who in all honestly only held assumptions about each “side”, I found this clarification enlightening and Belcher’s even-handed approach refreshing. Missing is the vitriol that so often spews from both sides when they try to engage the other.
Clarifying both arguments, however, is not the ultimate point of Deep Church. Belcher takes his title from a line in C.S. Lewis’ 1952 letter to the Church Times in which he wrote “Perhaps the trouble is that as supernaturalists, whether ‘Low’ or ‘High’ Church, thus taken together, they lack a name. May I suggest ‘Deep Church’; or, if that fails in humility, Baxter’s ‘mere Christians’?” In other words, if Lewis was seeking “mere Christianity”, then Belcher seeks “mere church.” As the subtitle suggests, what Belcher is attempting to do is offer a “third way” beyond the current bifurcation of emergent and traditional. In this I think he succeeds, at least in offering an avenue for others to follow. Belcher grounds this “third way” in what he calls the “Great Tradition”, by which he means the universally agreed upon creeds and statements of faith from the early church, i.e. the Apostles’ and Nicene creeds. Personally, I think Belcher is right on with this approach. Only in finding common ground can we hope to reconcile the divisions in the church, and what better place to lay a foundation than in the words we all hold as truth.
If you find yourself bound by the propositional truths of modernity, or if you are in love with the Enlightenment project, then you probably won’t care for this book, and you will undoubtedly find Belcher’s attempt at a third way to be a failure. Belcher’s third way operates from what many would label a postmodern position. At the core of the debate for Belcher is an argument over truth and belonging. The fundamental problem in the debate, as Belcher rightly points out, is that both sides approach this issues in radically different ways. For the emergent church truth is contextual and experiential, while the traditional church continues to fight for propositional truth. For the emerging church a person belongs to the community before they necessarily believe everything they profess, while the traditional church requires belief before a person can belong. Belcher does his best to have a foot in both camps as he proposes another option, and for the most part he succedes. Ultimately, however, I do not think he will be able to escape the emergent label in the eyes of many. His argument for truth being like a well from which we can all drink and from which we can stray from, but not too far from, will be for many simply a re-narrated postmodernism. Likewise, Belcher both preaches and practices belonging before believing, something which is intolerable for many in the traditional camp. Personally, I like both his well paradigm as well as the idea of belonging before we belief. Both seem to have their foundation not only in the Great Tradition, but the gospels themselves.
Regardless of what camp you find yourself in, or if you don’t find yourself in any camp, if you care about the state of the American church, and particularly if you are in any form of ministry, then you must find the time to pick this book up and read it.