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Church giving away $1,000 at Easter service

HAMILTON, Ohio (AP) - March 23, 2011 (WPVI) -- An Ohio church that gave away $1,000 to fill more pews last Easter Sunday says it will do it again this year. Lindenwald Baptist Church in Hamilton draws names to award $500 each to a member of the congregation and a...
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And the winner is……

It's official!! Jack Chick is the winner of the 1st annual American Jesus Madness Tournament!! And it wasn't even close:   Jack Chick 92%        Rick Warren 8% Congratulations are also in order for our bracket winner......Yoav Lubelsky!! Congrats Yoav, your fabulous $10 iTunes gift card is in the mail. Or it will be after I drop it in the mailbox tomorrow. Big thanks to all...
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Uncle Sam Loves Jesus

You don't get more American Christian than Uncle Sam preaching Jesus. Throw in some ventriloquism and you've got a recipe for a good time. Everything is pretty harmless, although obviously cheesy, until you get around the 2:00 mark when JR the dummy starts praying. Then things get a bit awkward. Let's just say JR's prayer request isn't very "safe sanctuary" as we like to say in the Methodist church. [youtube WX38s0srnRA] ...
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American Jesus Madness – 4 Horsemen Winners

In the closest voting of the American Jesus Madness Tournament we now have our championship game set! Championship Jack Chick 54% Rick Warren 53%   It's Chick vs. Rick! And here are our new bracket leaders. Remember, the championship game is worth 20 points. Bracket Leaders 1. Yoav Lubelsky - 51 points 2. Schuyler St. Lawrence - 47 points 3. Delvin Donnely - 28 points   Championship...
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American Jesus Madness – Egregious 8 Winners

We're down to our final 4 Horsemen of the Apocalyse! Remember, voting for the 4 Horsemen round will begin at 1pm CST and end at 4pm CST. 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse Westboro Baptist  78% Jack Chick 97% Rick Warren 58% May 21, 2011 93%...
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Post Rapture Pet Protection

Are you worried about your pets being "left behind" after the rapture? Well, have no fear because your atheists neighbors are here to help! Presenting...... Yes this is a real thing, at least in the sense that they would be happy for you to sign and contract and take your money. Of course, at that point they are legally bound to take care of your pets should...
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American Jesus Madness – Salacious 16 Winners

Wow! There were some HUGE upsets this round! Personally, I was heartbroken and shocked to see great Stephen Colbert go down so early. Come on voters! Oh well, as Colbert would say: "the market has spoken." Here are your Egregious 8: Ted Haggard 80% Westboro Baptist 81% Ron Luce 69% Jack Chick 88% Pat Robertson 69% Rick Warren 91% Joel Osteen 62% May 21, 2011 81%   And here are your bracket leaders: 1. Yoav Lubelsky - 31 points 2. Schuyler St. Lawrence - 27 points 3. Tim Hickman...
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Pole Dancing For Jesus

Yes this is a real thing. Apparently they do "pole fitness" while listening to contemporary Christian music. You can't make this stuff up. [youtube gOPJlFEfTGI]   Pole Dancing for Jesus Kristin Kane - FOX26 News HOUSTON - Pole dancing as a workout is nothing new. Over the past few years, independent studios have popped up all over the country, but there is a very unique type of pole dancing class here in our area. It’s called Pole Fitness for Jesus. You’re probably...
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American Jesus Madness – 1st Round Winners

Big thanks to everyone that voted in the 1st round of the inagural American Jesus Madness Tournament! We had some big upsets, several blowouts, and a few close calls in the 1st Round. Don't forget that voting for the Salacious 16 begins TODAY at 1pm CST!! Afterwards we will post the winners as well as the top 3 bracket leaders. 1st Round Winners: Interpretive Dance Lady (53%) Ted Haggard (70%) Westboro Baptist (68%) Stephen Colbert (62%) Mountaintop Jesus (60%) Ron Luce (59%) King...
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