Archives For July 2011

Pope John Paul II Tribute Song

Zack —  July 29, 2011 — 1 Comment

 

 

I’m not Catholic, but I was a big fan of John Paul II. He was good people.

Definitely a man worthy of a tribute song……just probably not this one.

In God We Trust

Zack —  July 28, 2011 — 2 Comments

 

 

Another trainwreck beautiful song about how America needs to recognize that we’re “living in the age of 666″ and return to our Christian roots.

As a bonus, this song comes with lyrics in case you want to play it in worship on Sunday morning!

Thanks to Allen for sending us this beautiful song!

 

 

The only thing more surprising then what this guy is saying is the fact that Mark Driscoll didn’t say it first.

Why does a guy with a webcam and giant headphones get to share his opinion on TV? It’s it because he has a bookshelf full of books?

Or do you have to have a degree in misogyny to talk about the church in a public forum? And if so, where would you get said degree?

Does Mars Hill now have an online university??

Is Pastor Mark now Dean Mark??

Dancing For Jesus

Zack —  July 27, 2011 — Leave a comment

 

 

Is there anything better than people dancing for Jesus? Seriously. Remember this lady?

Ok, maybe In-N-Out.

And Oklahoma Joes.

Chick-Fil-A is pretty spectacular.

Also, Mexican glass bottled Coke (the one that’s made with real sugar) is pretty amazing.

But other than those things….dancing in church is pretty awesome.

The latest tract from Jack is called “Mean Momma.” The lesson, as far as I can tell, is that God will kill your children if you refuse him. May want to make a note of that one…

 

 

In even bigger news, Chick Publishing now has a free App for all you Android owners out there. That’s right! Now you can show your friends the error of their ways right from your phone! We’re hoping that there is an iPhone app in the works as well.

 

 

For all our Methodist brothers and sisters.

You’re welcome.

 

 

Not sure what is more amazing: this song….or the fact that the group singing it is called “The Rambos.”

Either way, just make sure you don’t mess with them or they’ll send their cousin John after you!

Uh-oh… looks like someone just got video-editing software on their Dell laptop!

This guy calls himself the “Mystery Preacher,” but the only real mystery is why anyone would ride in a convertible right before filming yourself. I mean, that has to be why his hair is defying gravity, right?

 

 

So, there’s this brand new “social networking” site we just heard about called “Facebook.” Not sure if it’s going to last. Feels like a flash in the pan.

But just in case anybody signs for this thing we decided to get on board early and create a “page” for The American Jesus. Gotta be on the cutting edge.

We’d love your help spreading the American Jesus gospel on this new fangled website, so if you would be so kind, CLICK HERE and “like” our new page.

Free self-administered pats on the back to everyone that becomes a fan!!

 

 

 

Why you shouldn’t use your webcam for a homemade Christian rap video in 3……2…..1…..

UPDATE: Apparently this guy didn’t want to be a star. Looks like he already took the video down. This is truly a tragedy for us all, for it was a delightfully amusing video.