How To Be A Man Of God

    Real Godly men do manly stuff life bite cds, rip things apart with their bare hands, blow out sissy candles, and punch their friends. "Joe, hey, got a light?" "I'm gonna let it shine." [Insert punch to the face] Mark Driscoll and Ed Young would be so proud.

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Hooker Church – The CRAZIEST “Church” Story Ever

    From the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up" file, we bring you a story about a "church" in Phoenix that has been busted for allegedly running a prostitution ring. Crazy enough right there, but that's just the beginning. Turns out the "pastor" and his "staff" or "church members" (not sure what they prefer to be called) argue that these "healing sessions" (their words) they take "offerings" (again their words) for afterwards are actually part of their faith/church/possible...
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Mark Driscoll Tweets the Most Mark Driscoll Thing Ever.

  [caption id="attachment_3968" align="aligncenter" width="524" caption="Your Magic Won't Help You Here, Sissy!"][/caption]   Last night, @PastorMark gave us what it easily our favorite Driscoll tweet to date:

  Secretly, we are hoping for a string of similar tweets from Pastor Mark. Here are some of our suggestions: Met a former spousal abuser today. Became...
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Erik Estrada Is Back With A Vengeance

    A while back we posted a super bizarre video of Erik Estrada riding a motorcyle with a puppet elephant while said elephant molested him. Turns out that clip was a small part of AN ENTIRE SHOW of "Christian" puppets trying to make out with Erik Estrada. I don't really know what the good news is supposed to be in this episode of The Good News Gang. I think the moral of the story is you should...
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Reflections on 9/11


I still remember where I was. I’m sure you do too. For me, it was 8:03am CDT on September 11, 2001, the second plane had just hit the south tower and I was asleep. It was a Tuesday morning and usually I would have been up at 7:20am in order to roll out of bed and drag myself across the parking lot of my college dorm...
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Who’s Raising Your Children?

    Welcome to "The Courtroom of Life" where the fate of your children is decided. The judge, who seems to be doing her best Robert De Niro impression, will make her ruling and decide who gets to raise these puppet children. Will it be television? Money? Knowledge? How about vices? Of course not! These puppet children will be raised by godly puppet parents! Listen carefully and you might just recognize some of the puppet voices. We'll give you a hint: it's the...
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Does God desire prayer over serving others?

  [youtube Wb2cSPdBN8o]   I'm not going to be able to write much about this video... mostly because it makes me so incredibly angry.  It's not because someone doesn't like President Obama, and it's  not because someone is to the right of me politically.   It's because of the arrogant way that this person degrades the idea of serving others.   It is a response to President Obama's call to Americans to serve others on 9/11 to honor those servants...
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