Mark Driscoll is Miss Cleo!

    [caption id="attachment_3913" align="aligncenter" width="425" caption="Call Now For Ya Free Readin!"][/caption]   Mark Driscoll takes some time to tell us about different visions that he's had over the years.  Personally, I'm glad that I don't have this gift because it seems like he mostly sees babies being molested or housewives gettin' it on.  If I received visions, I would want it to be of kittens...
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Crazy Fundie Baptist Day

    Here at The American Jesus we have a love/hate relationship with fundie Baptists. We hate their "theology." Or the ignorant, myopic, arrogant dribble they pass off as theology. On the other hand, we love their lunacy because it can be so entertaining. So, today, we thought we'd highlight a couple of particularly crazy fundies. First up, a video from the awful good folks at I'llBeHonest.com. A while back they taught us that depression is really your fault....
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The Ballad of Comet Elenin

    The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse is finally back with yet another instant classic!! Fact: We have no idea what Comet Elenin is. Although we assume, like most other things, that it will usher in the apocalypse.

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