Tract Tuesday- part 23

Wes —  April 5, 2011 — 1 Comment

Sometimes you really have to read something out loud to fully grasp how creepy it really is.  Luckily, some good folks on youtube have done this very thing with the various works of our hero Jack Chick.

Join us as we celebrate Tract Tuesday by enjoying the spoken word alongside his famous artwork.  Today, we’re featuring what is easily one of Jack’s creepiest titles to date: Lisa. In fact, it was so creepy that it was discontinued.

 


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  • Andi

    I can see why this was discontinued! This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen Chick write, nauseatingly bad.

    Thoughts as I’m watching this:
    1. Hey… that woman’s name isn’t ‘Lisa’

    2. How old are these kids and why are they left alone to operate kitchen appliances?

    3. Uhhh, is this about some guy pimping out his wife? This is so unclear… OHMYGOD it’s about him pimping out his DAUGHTER!

    4. And Doctor Cylon’s first response isn’t to call the authorities, but to proselytize. No concern for his yet-to-be-seen patient. I guess he supposes that her molesting father would be a great addition to his church. Worst. Doctor. Ever.

    5. “Oh, Linda, don’t you see how your frigidness turned me into a sexual predator?”

    6. We accepted Jesus! Problem solved forever!

    7. We finally get to see Lisa! She looks like she’s four!! “Here you go Lisa, you can go home now with your abusive parents. Sure I’m legally required to report the obvious signs I noticed to the authorities, and sure even the dumbest hospital administrators would question a case of herpes in a four-year-old, but since your dad accepted my savior and promised to stop we’re gonna let this slide.”

    I have to shower now.