Who Would Jesus Whip?

Zack —  September 21, 2010 — 7 Comments

I wish I could tell you this was a joke. It’s not. These “power bands” come from the brilliant mind of Doug Giles and are available for $5 a piece……or $150 for a case of 50.

Talk about a bargain!

Don’t know who he is? Imagine that Mark Driscoll and Glenn Beck had a baby, and then that baby was possesed by Satan and developed a love for Toby Keith music……meet Doug Giles.

We’ll be posting much, much more from this “pastor” in the coming days. Just wait ’till you see his videos.

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  • Brian

    What’s wrong with Jesus kickin’ ass and takin’ names?

  • http://theamericanjesus.wordpress.com Zack

    If I had to guess I would say it’s all the stuff in the gospels about Jesus having his ass kicked and his name taken and plastered above him on a cross.

    But that’s just a guess. Maybe I’m reading the wrong Bible.

    Where is Mark Driscoll when you need him??

  • Brother K

    Ah, Bare-Knuckle Evangelism…Christ’s blood, your blood, so long as SOMEONE’s blood is spilled, it’s all good. Easier to see God’s glory & grace when the sin is gouged out of the reprobate eye…

    And Zack: you gotta get the VMT (Vince McMahon Translation). I loved it when Jesus drove out Legion with a Power Bomb off the top rope…

  • Brian

    Maybe the gospels say that, but Ted Nugent endorses this guy, so maybe you should take the Nuge’s word for it instead of that old dusty Bible.

    • http://theamericanjesus.wordpress.com Zack

      You can’t argue with the Nuge

  • http://ravenwolf68.blogspot.com Irim

    I have to admit, living in the UK, I laughed when I saw this (before I read anything) b/c I went straight to the BDSM scene in my head.

    Out of the gutter, you’re standing on my snorkel. And yes, I AM going straight to hell. Join me on the express bus…

    xx

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