This is spot on and pretty hilarious.
Thanks to Charlie for sending this to us!
Could you link to a cleaner copy. This doesn’t show up very well. I am on an iPad, so that could be the problem.
I notice that most of these divisions seem limited to the world of American Protestants. There are some interesting Christian subdivisions within the Catholic world that would be amusing as well as those from outside the rather tightly sealed world of US Protestantism.
I notice also that you have missed a few. No mention of the DC evangelical lobbyist; the angry “cafeteria Christian” who likes to make up his own religion like a customer at Subway makes up his own sandwich; the trendy New York liberal Catholic who goes to the Jesuit parish with the best guitar solos; the High Church Anglican who loves the smells and bells but hates actual Christian dogma…