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Happy 4th Of July From The American Jesus!!
“    It's the 4th of July, so get off the internet and go grill something! But before ...”
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'Muskogee Vice' - The 80's Classic Gets The Jesus Treatment
“    If you've ever thought to yourself, "Geez, I really wish somebody would do a Christian ...”
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Scariest Church Promo Ever?
“    These days churches everywhere are making videos  to promote their events. It's a great tool ...”
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Pat Robertson: 'Man Up' With Your Tithing
“    Taking a page out the Mark Driscoll manliness handbook, Pat Robertson reminds us that men ...”
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Church Holds Easter Service In Mosque
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Jesus Beer
“    Yes, this video is a bit irreverent.....but it's also pretty funny. Case in point: "From the guy who ...”
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You're A Heretic & So Am I
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Let All In Favor Say Aye....For Jesus!
“    Have you cast your vote for Jesus Christ? If not, then here's a song to inspire ...”
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How To Deal With A Terrible Church Singer
“    We've posted several videos over the last year or so of people singing in church ...”
Tract Tuesday- part 32
“    And just like that, Jack Chick ends the "debate" on climate change.   ”
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The Stoning Of Stephen Meets Katy Perry's 'Firework'
“    So, you may have to be a youth pastor to find this video amusing, but ...”
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No Hooker, No Jesus
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Ke$ha's 'Tik Tok' Gets The Christian Treatment
“    Full disclosure: I think Ke$sha is awful. I mean really, really, really awful. So, I'm not sure ...”
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Going To Church Ruined My Chance To Play For Manchester United
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Tithing & I Know It
“    What happens when a church needs its members to tithe more and the pastoral staff ...”
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Does Everything Really Need To Be 'Bible Approved'?
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Want To Serve Others? You're Gonna Need A Permit For That
Jump Up For Jesus!
“    It's been a while since we've heard anything from the Chrisagis Brothers. So, we figured it's ...”
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Rocking Out For Jesus With The Swilley Family Band
“    Most of the time when we come across some "vintage" Christian music, it's just a ...”
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No No Words
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Dropkick Me Jesus
“    Apparently this is one of Bill Clinton's favorite songs. I would have to assume that it ...”
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Fortune Telling Envelopes
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Whitney Houston, Barack Obama, & The Catholic Church
“    It's been a while since we've posted anything from our old friend William Tapley, aka ...”
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Pat Robertson: Faith Healing Didn't Work? Your Fault
“    I've wondered for a long time why faith healings don't always work. Thank you Pat Robertson ...”
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SeaWorld of Pain
“    This doesn't really have anything to do with American Christianity. Although, technically it's about oppression and ...”
Need To Do Some Evangelism? There's An App For That....
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Forgot About Valentine's Day? Here's What You Do.....
“    Today is Valentine's Day. Personally, my wife and I choose to celebrate on the 15th of ...”
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Tribulation Survival Guide
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Meet Jonathan Bell - The Screaming Televangelist
“    This guy is amazing. His entire show is about 45 minutes long, but we decided to ...”
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Doomsday Preppers
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Rev. Billy Locklear Sings 'Saydum Done Lied To You'
“    Rev. Billy spends the first minute or so of this clip begging his viewers to ...”
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The Monstrous God of John Piper
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Meet 'Chunky' - The Christian 'Rocky'
“    I love Rocky and I love Jesus. So this video just makes me sad. ”
Abandoning Evangelicalism - Part 5
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Best/Worst Christian Children's Rap Ever?
“    Obviously this song/rap is terribly cheesy. That being said, we've suffered through kid rappers who were ...”
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Abandoning Evangelicalism - Part 1
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Slumber Party Televangelist Puts The Crowd To Sleep
“    Your ordinary televangelist usually has so much energy and so much to say, that they ...”
Hardcore Biker/Televangelist Kenneth Copeland Goes On A Sci-Fi Adventure
“    So this exists. It's from an old show that Kenneth Copeland produced called 'Super Kids'. In this ...”
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Your Daily Dose Of Rapping Christian Puppets
“    The Wiser Family Puppet Band is here to let you know that the truth will ...”
Sucking Out The Marrow
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American Christian - 'Loving Jesus In The U.S. of A."
“    If you couldn't tell from the name, this blog is dedicated to the phenomenon of ...”
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What's A Prayer Stop?
“    First things first. We believe that prayer is really important. We also believe that praying with and ...”
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Looking For God? Check your HANDbook!
“    You should have a Bible in your hand at all times. Especially if you're looking ...”
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'Godly And I Know It' - A Christian Parody of LMFAO
“    Don't look at my body. Don't look at my body. Don't look at my body. I-I-I praise God! Enjoy.... ”
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Fear > Love
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Star Tracts
“    I'm not going to lie. I may or may not have dressed up like Capt. Jean-Luc ...”
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Can't Stop Rockin' For Jesus
“    Jesus is a "rock that doesn't roll", which is why Rod Wilson just "can't stop ...”
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In Defense Of Christian Bloggers
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Pastor: Using Painkillers During Labor Is Sinful
“    You have to hate love the way "pastor" Steven Anderson dances around this issue. Instead of ...”
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Questions: A Letter To God
“    We apparently missed this while we were away for the holidays. Which is sad because ...”
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When Singing In Church Goes Wrong.....REALLY WRONG
“    There are two options for this video. 1)It's a joke. This is certainly possible, particularly given the ...”
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Danny Davis: The Mulleted Evangelist With Miracle Oil
“    There's a pretty sweet song you can enjoy during the first half of this video, ...”
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The Myth of Sola Fide
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WATCH THIS NOW: Jimmy Fallon Is Tebowie
“    This is AWESOME.... ”
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Hating Religion, Loving Jesus: The Importance of Words
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Puppet Satan - The Great Tempter
“    You never know when puppet Satan might get you! Thankfully, there is catchy tune you can ...”
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Todd Bentley Cures Cancer With A Punch - Literally
“If you were to punch someone in public it would normally be labled "assault". If you're ...”
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Extreme Faith
“    Is your faith this extreme? Mine's not. I'm a terrible skier. I can stay up. It's the ...”
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Everybody's A Bigot
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Forget The Fellowship Hall, How About A Tattoo Parlor At Church?
“    Justin Beiber would like this church. ”
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The Martyr Complex
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'Ain't No Safe Way' - A Song About Abstinence
“      Sexuality is and always will be a "touchy" subject. Literally and metaphorically. Ask 10 people what ...”
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UFOs & Crop Circles Are The Demonic Result Of Abortion
“    Go ahead. Think of something totally crazy about Jesus, the Bible, etc.; something nobody would ever ...”
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The "New & Improved" Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show
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Good Old Fashioned Preaching: Sex Ed, Cartoons, Drive-Ins, & Dancing Are Evil
“    Our old friend Estus Pirkle, who gave us this frightening view of heaven, is back ...”
Black Church Becomes New Owner Of KKK Shop
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The Unbelievable Believers: Blessed Sounds
“    So, we just stumbled across these songs on the old YouTube and all we can ...”
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How I Spent My Christmas Vacation
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Doug Giles: Christians Need 'Game'
“    After much thought and consideration we have no idea what Doug Giles is talking about. Then ...”
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Birds Fall In Arkansas, Armageddon Begins
“    We're back! We hope you had a great Christmas and New Year's. We definitely did. (More ...”
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Tebow & Jesus Finally Have A Face To Face Meeting
“    If you missed Saturday Night Live this weekend, then you missed one of the best ...”
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"With Bells On" - Merry Christmas From The Chrisagis Brothers
“    For The Chrisagis Brothers, Lord we thank You. They have given us some much joy over ...”
William Tapley: "Cooper And Colbert Are Clueless"
“    After finally accepting the fact that he will not be allowed to violate copyright laws ...”
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Church: "Please Take Our Baby Jesus"
“    This is fascinating. At least to me. Most churches are worried that theives or pranksters will ...”
This Is The Day Of Independence
“    The may be the greatest melding of American ideology and Christian theology we've ever witnessed. The ...”
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Jesus For President
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Love Christmas Carols? And Exercise? Why Not Combine Them?
“    Ok, just one more workout video for you today. It's the holidays, we all need the ...”
The Sanctified Line Dance
“    We featured this guy a couple of weeks ago. He's your go to resource for ...”
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Can't Keep A Good Man Down
“    Prepare yourself. You are about to hear the entire story of Jesus' birth, life, death, and resurrection in ...”
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Tract Tuesday- part 31
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William Tapley Appears On The Colbert Report!!!
“Our little prophet is growing up so fast. First, it's Anderson Cooper 360. Now, it's The Colbert ...”
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Wives: Submit To YOUR OWN Husbands
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'I Love Christmas' - A New Carol For The Holiday Season
“    You may think you love Christmas, but do you really love it as much as ...”
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Climb On Board 'The Jesus Bus'
“    Yes, this guy is obviously a bit eccentric and no, I'm not convinced that driving ...”
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People Hate Tim Tebow Because They Really Hate Jesus
“    There are plenty of Tim Tebow lovers out there, and why not? He seems like ...”
When Church Christmas Pageants Go Wrong....
“    Here's why your church probably shouldn't perform Handel's Messiah this year for Christmas..... ”
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How About A Christian Barbershop Quartet?
“    We've got to get ourselves some of those vests......and mustaches. ”
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Kids Tell The Christmas Story
“    Call us sappy and sentimental if you want, but this is ridiculously cute and hilarious ...”
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William Tapley Brings In The Christmas Spirit With A Festive Song About Abortion
“    Here's a new song for carolers to try this year. Because nothing says Christmas like ...”
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This Thanksgiving, Thank God For The Rapture
“    Thanksgiving is, of course, a time to pig out reflect on all the blessings we ...”
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Herman Cain Visited the Jesus Theme Park
Praise Your Way To Fitness
“    Introducing what we hope is the next great fitness craze: "The Gospel Line Dance." Now you ...”
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Tract Tuesday- part 30
“  Things that you will learn from the Chick Tract below: Satan is a shape changer, which ...”
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MSNBC Expose On 'Teen Mania' & Their 'ESOAL: Honor Academy'
“    A few months ago we posted this news report on ESOAL, a sort of boot ...”
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'Can't Nobody Do Me Like Jesus' - The Remix
“    This is just awesome. This lady is my new favorite worship leader. For reals. ”
Please Bow Your Heads, Close Your Eyes, And.....Fore!!
“    I love golf. So, all this time I thought it would awesome to have a driving ...”
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Fact: All Bibles (Except 1611 KJV) Are Copyright Infringement
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William Tapley: Beware The Evil Month of November!
“    Gonna be honest. I'm terrible at math. Really terrible. So, I can't say unequivocally whether or not his ...”
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Ministry Opportunity: 'Women Who Touch Women Join Us & Touch Single Moms'
Bruce Springsteen Gets The Christian Parody Treatment - 'Dancing With The Ark'
“    Yes this is cringe worthy for any Springsteen fan, but you do have to give ...”
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Why We Shouldn't Export American Christianity....
“    Please forgive us southeast Asia, for we know not what we do. **Please note, this is ...”
'Hipster Church' - No Longer A Meme, It's Now A Real Thing!
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GREATEST Piece Of Christian Americana EVER
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Ed Young: "You Can't Make An Argument Scripturally For Anti-Tangible Stuff"....Oh Really?
“    According to this video from Ed Young (a clip he posted), "you can't make an ...”
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'Aliens' - A Christian Parody
“    We're torn on this one. On one hand, we appreciate the humorous take on 'Christianese' that ...”
You've Been Excommunicated!
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Earth Born, But I'm Heaven Bound
“    Nothing need be said about this wonderful song. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the musical ...”
Forget 'Occupy Wall Street', It's Time To 'Occupy The Altar'
“    Yep, this is a real thing. And it's fitting that it's happening in my old hometown, the ...”
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'New Mystic' John Crowder Presents - How Not To Take Communion
“    Remember when Jesus said "This is my body and blood, take eat, and then pretend ...”
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Occupational Haiku - Televangelist
“    Maybe this video is just funny to me, but this amusing clip comes from a series ...”
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All You Do Is Sin, Sin Sin, No Matter What....
“  If there's one thing that white Christians like, it's songs that tell you exactly how ...”
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7 Yr Old Girl: "Jesus Hates Halloween."
“  I present to you, a drive-by equivalent of Holy Halloween Hatred.   Well, there's really ...”
Herman Cain: Liberals Killed Jesus
Desperate Housewives of the Bible
“    You better watch out hipster churches, John Hagee is leaving the prophecy murals behind and ...”
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Holy-Ween
“    Just in case you couldn't tell for yourself this is a spoof. There is no ...”
Old Fashioned Televangelism
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Halloween Is Cheating On Jesus?
“    Continuing the Halloween theme from earlier today, I thought we would post this quick Halloween ...”
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Halloween: Trick or Treat?
“    Halloween is only a week away, so we felt it was imperative to get this warning out ...”
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The Whole Sweep of Scripture
“    For my money, which isn't a lot, you don't get much better than N.T. Wright ...”
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Christian Geico Ad Warns Us About Halloween
“    Bad knock-off of mainstream advertisement?  Check Awful Pun?  Check. Church warning us about Halloween and the Occult? ...”
Jesus Comes To Alabama.....To See Wiz Khalifa
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Let Freedom Ring - The Traveling Road Show
“    Time to get back to something less serious. Personally, I think this looks amazing. About time there ...”
Mark Driscoll's God of Hate - An Alternative
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I'm In The Lord's Army - The Official Music Video
“    It looks like the Lord is an equal opportunist in His army. He's got soldiers ...”
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"There Are No Sissys In God's Army"
“    No idea who this guy is, but he's pretty amusing. Definitely not afraid to scream. Especially ...”
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Glory School
“    Do you find yourself thinking, "Gee whiz I wish I had access to the realm ...”
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Need A Bible Hug?
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'Pastor' Steve Anderson: Disrespectful Children Should Be Put To Death
“Ok, to be fair the exact phrase "I think children who disrespect their parents should ...”
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Jesus Appears On Nintendo
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Pat Robertson: "Halloween is Satan's Night"
“    Halloween is just around the corner. Which is awesome because you can buy HUGE bags ...”
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Fly Your Flag For Me
“    To be fair this song/video only plays the "America is a Christian nation" card during ...”
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G.I. Jesus
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Oh Buddha
“    Just watch. This is awesome. ”
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Go to Jail or Go to Church
“    From the files of CBS News, this story is awesome and somewhat hilarious. (CBS/AP) BAY MINETTE, Ala. ...”
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Rapture Is Coming
“    So this video was sent to us by a group calling themselves Burrowing Owls. Not sure ...”
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Walker, Texas Ranger Was "Inspired By The Holy Spirit"
“    This is a clip from the 8th Annual Movieguide Awards Gala, better known as the ...”
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Bleed Into One: The Story Of Christian Rock
“    This looks fascinating..... ”
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Another NFL Lockout Is Coming
“    But this time it won't be the owners locking out the players. Instead, the NFL ...”
God Bless This Cross
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Jailhouse Rock
“    No, not that "Jailhouse Rock." You know, the jailhouse that rocked when God busted Paul and ...”
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Somebody Alert Ken Ham!!!
“  A couple in Pueblo, CO is trying to steal Ken Ham's ark thunder by building ...”
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Saved By Grace....
“    ....those are the only words we can decipher from this awesomely confusing video by an ...”
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Tract Tuesday- part 29, Zombie Edition
“  Saaay, aren't the kids really into zombies and vampires these days?  I bet we could ...”
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How To Be A Man Of God
“    Real Godly men do manly stuff life bite cds, rip things apart with their bare ...”
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Hooker Church - The CRAZIEST "Church" Story Ever
“    From the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up" file, we bring you a story about ...”
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Mark Driscoll Tweets the Most Mark Driscoll Thing Ever.
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We've Got A Google+ Invite For You
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Erik Estrada Is Back With A Vengeance
“    A while back we posted a super bizarre video of Erik Estrada riding a motorcyle ...”
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Who's Raising Your Children?
“    Welcome to "The Courtroom of Life" where the fate of your children is decided. The judge, ...”
Does God desire prayer over serving others?
“    I'm not going to be able to write much about this video... mostly because it ...”
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Are You Really Worshiping God?
“    That seems to be the question this amazing, hilarious, and spot-on satirical song seems to ...”
Mark Driscoll is Miss Cleo!
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The Ballad of Comet Elenin
“    The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse is finally back with yet another instant classic!! Fact: We ...”
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All The Choir Members, All The Choir Members
“    If you like the choir then won't you come and sing in it....   ”
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Jesus Is A Creepy Stalker
“    At least that's what I took from this video. ”
El Shaddai - The Video Game
“    We've never been saying this forever: "There need to be more video games based on Apocryphal prophets." Thankfully, ...”
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When Singing In Church Goes Bad, REALLY, REALLY Bad
“    The video quality on this one isn't great, but still this may go down in ...”
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Fundie Friday Part 34
“    Did Charlie Darwin make a monkey out of you? Either way, the choreography at the end ...”
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Not Your Average Christian Movie
“    Just came across this movie called Higher Ground and it doesn't look like your "normal" ...”
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Why God Shook the East Coast...
“    Well, you had to know this was coming: the influx of crazy videos telling us ...”
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Hell Is Still Scarier Than Heaven
“    The other day we got pretty scared of heaven. Sounds weird, but watch this and ...”
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I Heard George Washington Weeping
“    This song is pretty awful amazing all by itself, but what really makes it for ...”
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Fundie Friday Part 33
“    When opinion trumps fact and you combine that with kinetic typography, then you've got yourself a rock ...”
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Be A Do-Do-Do-Do-Doer Of The Word
“    We thought you were in a need of a terrible song to get stuck in ...”
Tim Tebow Is Jesus?
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Jimmy Valiant: The Christian James Bond
“    Jesus said "He who lives by the sword will die by the sword." But that's no ...”
Happy Birthday to Us!!
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Tract Tuesday- part 28
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Pray for the President
“    Today's crazy church sign comes to us via YouTube. (Not sure why you upload a ...”
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Eugene Peterson Talks American Christianity
“    This is brilliant. Watch the full episode. See more Religion & Ethics NewsWeekly. Thanks to Ralph for ...”
Least Amazing Prophecy Ever
“    A few weeks ago we featured the least amazing miracle ever: Behold, a mild toothache ...”
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Fundie Friday part 32
“    It doesn't matter how softly you talk about your sexist views, you're still sexist. Also, the ...”
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The Gold, The Girls, & The Glory
“    We've got one more gem for you this week from our favorite Christian recording artists, ...”
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When Patriotism Goes Wrong
“    Hopefully you remember the Chrisagis Brothers. They're the twin brothers/Christian recording act that doesn't seem to ...”
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Fundie Friday part 31
“    Fundie Friday is back!! Today we learn that if you're really a Christian you would home ...”
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More Uninspiring Miracles
“    Remember this guy from a couple weeks ago? He's the "miracle worker" who could do ...”
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The REAL American Jesus
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Thank God For Public Access TV
“    If this doesn't make you want to support public access television, then I don't know ...”
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Christian Billboard of the Day
Ricky Perry's Wise Friends Are Helping With His Prayer Rally...
“You've probably heard about Texas Governor Rick Perry and his massive prayer rally that is ...”
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NASCAR Prayer Gets Autotuned
“    If you missed the epic NASCAR prayer then you've probably been living under a rock, ...”
The Christian Version of Facebook
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Snacking On Jesus
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Pope John Paul II Tribute Song
“    I'm not Catholic, but I was a big fan of John Paul II. He was ...”
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In God We Trust
“    Another trainwreck beautiful song about how America needs to recognize that we're "living in the ...”
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Are Women's Sports Christian?
“    The only thing more surprising then what this guy is saying is the fact that ...”
Dancing For Jesus
“    Is there anything better than people dancing for Jesus? Seriously. Remember this lady? Ok, maybe In-N-Out. And Oklahoma Joes. Chick-Fil-A ...”
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Tract Tuesday- part 27; Plus a SPECIAL OFFER!
“The latest tract from Jack is called "Mean Momma." The lesson, as far as I ...”
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Methodist Claymation History
“    For all our Methodist brothers and sisters. You're welcome. ”
Build My Mansion Next Door To Jesus
“    Not sure what is more amazing: this song....or the fact that the group singing it ...”
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"Mystery Preacher" Makes Us Uncomfortable
“Uh-oh... looks like someone just got video-editing software on their Dell laptop! This guy calls himself ...”
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The American Jesus Comes to Facebook
Running Out Of Breath Rapping For Jesus
“    Why you shouldn't use your webcam for a homemade Christian rap video in 3......2.....1..... UPDATE: Apparently ...”
Guido Jesus
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If Jesus Was On Facebook - The Song
“    Sorry we haven't posted more this week. But when your choices are the beach or ...”
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Least Amazing Miracle Ever
“    We've all heard about charlatan miracle workers supposedly curing cancer, restoring someone's ability to walk, or even ...”
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The Secret of Obed-Edom
“    There are few things we here at The American Jesus hate more than the so-called ...”
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Farewell Harry Potter
“    In honor of the finale Harry Potter movie, we bring you this reminder that reading ...”
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Steven Anderson Loves Illegal Immigrants.... No, really.
“The lesson here is: don't assume you know where everyone stands on every issue. ...”
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Piñatas Are False Idols
“    I hope this was supposed to be a joke... ”
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Awkward Anti-Racism Church Commercial
“    The video quality on this one isn't top notch (it's camera recording a TV), but ...”
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Most Awesomest Patriotic Christian Song EVER.
“No words. Just watch. Apparently this video was released to coincide with their ...”
1 comments
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John Crowder - The YouTube Prophet
“    So I just watched this video over at JesusNeedsNewPR and Christian Nightmares about a "preacher" named ...”
1 comments
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Jesus, Is Dat You?
“    This may be one of my favorite reenactments of the gospel ever. Apparently, it's a church's ...”
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Psychedelic Super Jesus
“    We don't even know what to make of this one. It's just. Wow. For our Portuguese ...”
1 comments
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Inappropriate Faith Healing
“    We're deeply, deeply suspicious of anyone who claims to be a faith healer. But this ...”
1 comments
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Happy 4th of July from the Third Eagle!
“    Even in our wildest imagination we couldn't ask for a better 4th of July gift. Thank ...”
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30
eHarmony Cat Lady - Christian Remix
“    I'll be honest. I'm not sure how I feel about this one. On one hand, it's ...”
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Jesus, Sting, and Jaci Velasquez
“    So, you've played Jesus in a couple of movies and you get typecasted as our ...”
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Bible Break
“    I think this may be our new favorite Christian rap video. It's incredible in every way. Watch, ...”
1 comments
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Evangelist Todd Bentley Raises The Dead
“Is it just me, or do these two have a very "Home Shopping Network" feel ...”
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Get the Kids Up... It's Sunday!
“White people aren't the only ones dabbling in bad Christian rap these days. Everybody ...”
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Preacher Changes Mind About Being Nice
“We pastors can be a fickle and often schizophrenic group. We'd like to share ...”
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Tract Tuesday- part 26
“Jack Chick has pretty much laid down the gauntlet in his latest tract, "Still No ...”
Wanted: Christians Capable of Basic Thought
“For every intelligent Christian who can hold an academic discussion about the purpose of Biblical ...”
9 comments
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Another Awesome 90's Christian Kids Rap Video
“    You know that creepy guy in your neighborhood that you would never let near your ...”
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This Is A Real Movie??
“    Almost all of us have been in a church that seemed to be controlled (or ...”
3rd Times The Charm For the 3rd Eagle
2 comments
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Moody Bible Institute Science Lesson
“    Sure, the steel ball that shoots out electricity is cool, but the real scientific instrument ...”
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Damon Thompson Is No Friend To "Queers"
“ What you heard: "You APPARENTLY cannot have a prime-time television show without a QUEER on ...”
Got Jesus?
“    I think the "message" of this video is: don't go bungee jumping without Jesus. Unless you ...”
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Killed Someone? Let God Cover For You!
“ This is one of those videos that you listen to and find yourself saying, "Did ...”
2 comments
Super Strange Christian Children's TV
“    The audio of this video hasn't been altered. This is his real voice. Or at least ...”
1 comments
13
Christian Nation?
“    Continuing today's theme of awful awesome YouTube Christian music videos, we bring you this gem ...”
2 comments
Onward Christian Soldier
“    Christian Nightmares has discovered a truly incredible Christian artist. After watching just 30 seconds of this it amazes ...”
2 comments
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Anderson Cooper Responds To The Third Eagle
“    In less than a week William Tapley, aka The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, aka ...”
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The Third Eagle Responds To Anderson Cooper
“    In what can only be described as the least shocking move of all time, the ...”
09
The Third Eagle Lands On Anderson Cooper 360!!!
“I couldn't believe it until I saw it, but it's true! The man we've featured for ...”
1 comments
A New Candidate For Greatest Christian Music Video Ever
“    This video has it all. 90s Christian Music. Chrisagis Brothers. Over dramatic story telling. Terrible costumes. American Christians butchering the ...”
3 comments
08
'Look Away' - A Song About Sin And Tempation
“    If this song doesn't make you turn from your wicked ways, then I honestly don't ...”
6 comments
07
'Jesus Loves Me' Gets Boy Band Treatment
“    Just in time for the 90s...... ”
1 comments
Mafia Slaughterhouse Becomes A Church
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02
Do You Have Your American Patriot's Bible?
“    Memorial Day was last weekend and the 4th of July is just around the corner. You ...”
3 comments
01
Watching The News Is A Waste Of Time For Christians
“    Yet another insight from brilliant mind of Steven Anderson.... ”
1 comments
May
31
Rappin' Granny Raps For Jesus
“    Forget awkward skinny white guys and rapping ventriloquits, what the world needs is more rappin' ...”
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Mark Driscoll - Jesus Is 'Kinda Like' Stewart and Colbert
“    Wow. Never thought I'd say this, but I actually like something Mark Driscoll said.... ”
2 comments
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This Is Why Hand Motions For Songs Should Be Left To Kids
“    I guess you have to be Pentecostal to appreciate this one..... ”
1 comments
Christian Rock Is Blasphemy
“    It's true because a TV preacher said so. ”
1 comments
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Sunday Asylum
“  This post isn't our normal fare. In fact, it's a shameless plug for a group ...”
Throwback Thursday- part 3
“    Without a doubt, Carman is the king of entertaining Christian music videos. In fact, ...”
A New Device To Protect Your TV From Blasphemy
25
The Chrisagis Brothers Sing About The Rapture!
“    Remember these guys? If not, then you're in for a real treat. This time around the Chrisagis ...”
9 comments
Justin Bieber Gets Jesus Fever
24
Salvation Boulevard
“    I'm a pretty big movie fan and I sort of pride myself on "being in ...”
1 comments
Harold Camping's New Judgement Day Billboard
4 comments
23
Harold Camping Speaks!!
“    He didn't say much, but he has emerged from hiding. While you wait to hear his ...”
2 comments
The Fresh Prince Gets A Christian Spin
“    Most Christian parodies like to stay current, using popular songs to "share the gospel." This lady ...”
Harold Camping's Top 10 Excuses for May 21st
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Tract Tuesday- part 25
“    It's been too long since we've had a Tract Tuesday, but today we remedy that. Note ...”
How to Baptize Yourself
“    Sacramental theology is pretty important to me, but I'm going to resist the temptation to ...”
1 comments
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The Lord is Coming Back
“    If our interview with the May 21st people didn't convince you of the return of ...”
2 comments
14
The Third Eagle B****-Slaps the May 21st'ers
“I'd be lying if I said that I haven't wished for a Tapley response to ...”
13
Evange-Cube: The Latest Tool for Street Evangelism
“    It takes a quick Google search lot of time and effort for most people to ...”
2 comments
12
Heinz Ketchup Communion
“    I just don't get this one at all. Is this guy for real? And if we're supposed ...”
11
"Say Hello to my little friend" > "Turn the other cheek"
Colbert on a May 21st Judgement Day - Yahweh!
“    There's nothing about this clip that isn't funny. "Save the date? Like a wedding? I wonder ...”
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09
See You On Monday - The Chick-Fil-A Song
“    Mmmmm......Chick-Fil-A. Manna from heaven. Except on Sundays. True story: When my great-grandmother Bonnie lived in Atlanta she had ...”
1 comments
Get your fundie preacher ringtones here!!
2 comments
06
They Sold Their Souls For Rock N' Roll
“  We all know that listening to rock n' roll is a one way ticket to ...”
1 comments
05
Sign of the Apocalypse #3
Jesus and Drugs Don't Mix
“  If you don't believe us, then please examine exhibit A below. It's the aftermath of a ...”
04
Racist Christian Toys?
“  If you've been blessed by the Erik Estrada Good News Gang video or felt a ...”
1 comments
03
The Jesus Revolution Dance
“  Bad Christian music + white people dancing = never a good combination ”
The Coming Apocalypse - Sign #2
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Apr
26
We're Relaunching The American Jesus!
“  We are currently in the process of updating  The American Jesus giving it a fresh ...”
Watch for Second Coming on YouTube
1 comments
25
Peep Pressure
“I'm going to be honest.  I have no idea what this video is trying to ...”
"Don't let the eggs steal Easter!"
“If you ask me, this video is "eggstremely" awesome.  Particularly, the evil laugh that the ...”
Church Sucks
1 comments
22
Good News Gang - 'I Love America'
“We couldn't get enough of the Good News Gang after seeing the incredible Erik Estrada ...”
1 comments
Church of No Shame
2 comments
21
The GUARANTEED Weirdest Clip You Will See Today
“Apparently The Good News Gang was able to talk Erik Estrada into making an appearance ...”
2 comments
Jesus Lives in Man's Shoulder
“And he's got the x-ray to prove it! What's even more amazing is the fact that ...”
20
Brother Jed sings us a song
“Brother Jed is a somewhat-known street preacher who loves to frequent the universities of our ...”
4 comments
Christian Beer Pong.....
“....minus the beer of course. We have to give some love to our alma mater Trevecca ...”
2 comments
19
Preaching In A Kiddie Pool
“We're continuing the bad object lesson theme from the other day with what may just ...”
1 comments
18
When Baptisms Get Ugly...
“We love a good baptism blooper video. When 1 kid is so excited about his ...”
1 comments
Church Terrorism Alert
“There's nothing like a little terrorism humor to spread the gospel. After all, what's funnier ...”
15
Fundie Friday - part 29
“Here is reason #2,483 why I can't stand Jack Schaap. (Hint: I have a beard) Found at ...”
3 comments
Talking Jesus Picture
“This may be Jesus, but it just give me the creeps.... ”
1 comments
14
Jesus is the Grim Reaper
“At least He seems to be in this video. It's called "The Appointment". Apparently Jesus ...”
13
Samaritan Woman
“Remember back in the day when Lenny Kravitz was relevant and he covered "American Woman" ...”
Turkish Rocky
“This has absolutlely nothing to do with Jesus, the church, or Christianity. But, it's too ...”
12
Tract Tuesday- part 24
“Today we are featuring another tract from the African-American collection... which in no way promotes ...”
Sin, Snakes, and Bubblebaths
“If you're looking for a good object lesson for sin, then may we suggest.......avoiding this ...”
2 comments
11
Jesus Would Believe In Evolution
1 comments
Christian iPad Band
“This may not be the greatest song of all time and the audio isn't that ...”
Facebook Is Not Christian
1 comments
08
Fundie Friday - part 28
“I'm not going to lie. I was watching this video alone in my office and ...”
1 comments
07
Throwback Thursday - part 2
“Ah, Carman. What's not to love? Today we throw it back to a Carman classic: "Witch's ...”
1 comments
Youth Group Sex Ed
“I've used a few object lessons in my day, but this was not one of ...”
Easter Egg Drop
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Tract Tuesday- part 23
“Sometimes you really have to read something out loud to fully grasp how creepy it ...”
1 comments
The Way of NO Master
“Remember Bizarro Superman? Meet Bizarro Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort. Or as they prefer to be ...”
04
Oral Roberts' Wild Birthday Party
“Oral Roberts sure could throw one wild and crazy birthday bash back in the day ...”
1 comments
Line Up Ladies...
“Here at American Jesus, we're all about helping people.  People like Reverend... umm.... Sodder Ree? ...”
Christian Facebook Ads
1 comments
01
Mar
31
Throwback Thursday- part 1
“We're introducing a new weekly feature here at American Jesus called Throwback Thursdays.  Each thursday ...”
4 comments
This Is A Real Headline....
30
How To Become A Christian
“Combine an old school, tried and true salvation formula with a monotonous telemarketer voice, throw ...”
1 comments
29
Tract Tuesday- part 22
“Here at American Jesus, we assume that we have many illiterate fans that come to ...”
1 comments
God Hates Jesus
“At least that seems to be the theology of Tim Conway, apparent buddy of Paul ...”
28
Love Wins: A One Sentence Review
3 comments
Christian Horror Movie Spoofs
“Have you ever watched a horror movie, and simply laughed because of all the unsaved ...”
25
Fundie Friday - part 27
“Looking for a conversation starter so you can tell strangers that they're going to hell? As ...”
24
Paul Washer: Depression Is Your Fault
“I honestly had to watch this video 2 or 3 times before I could believe ...”
9 comments
This Week in Christian Ventriloquy: The Reverend Mother
“Yeah, we're just gonna leave this here... ”
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Tract Tuesday- part 21 CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION!
4 comments
And the winner is......
1 comments
Uncle Sam Loves Jesus
“You don't get more American Christian than Uncle Sam preaching Jesus. Throw in some ventriloquism ...”
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American Jesus Madness - Salacious 16 Winners
“Wow! There were some HUGE upsets this round! Personally, I was heartbroken and shocked to see ...”
1 comments
Pole Dancing For Jesus
“Yes this is a real thing. Apparently they do "pole fitness" while listening to contemporary Christian ...”
3 comments
American Jesus Madness - 1st Round Winners
“Big thanks to everyone that voted in the 1st round of the inagural American Jesus ...”
1 comments
Fundie Friday - part 26
“Are you worried about the "facts" and "science" your child is learning at school? Then you ...”
1 comments
17
St. Paddy's Day Limericks, Rob Bell Edition
Madness Matchup Schedule
“Below is the schedule for the American Jesus Madness Tournament. There first four rounds will be broken ...”
16
The Evidence Bible: By Ray Comfort
“Are you tired of hearing "Your Bible is a weapon against the enemy!" because you ...”
4 comments
Cee Lo Finds Jesus
“Ok maybe not Cee Lo himself, but his famous single has gotten the Christian treatment. In ...”
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"Driscollesque" Pastor Explains What a Real Man Is
“I don't mean to make assumptions, but the guy in the video seems quite taken ...”
4 comments
Pet Rock Jesus
11
Know Your Mormon History
“I love Mormons. They make me giggle for so many reasons. The whole "Are they Christians?" ...”
1 comments
Fundie Friday - part 25
1 comments
10
BREAKING STORY: Pastor Steven Anderson doesn't shop at Hot Topic
“As someone who runs a blog, this guy is just a gift that keeps on ...”
1 comments
Lent Comes To Haiti
09
Sarah Palin is the Reason for the (Lenten) Season
“Today is Ash Wednesday- the beginning of the season of Lent.  It is a time ...”
3 comments
08
Captain Hook Was A Christian
Jesus' Surprise Trust Fall
“For all you Tosh.0 fans out there this one's for you. Looks like somebody took Tosh ...”
Tract Tuesday- part 20
4 comments
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Why Does John Piper Hate Everybody?
2 comments
Fundamentalist Three Stooges Commercial
“ A few things... 1.) Did you know that there was such thing as a National Young ...”
6 comments
Skiing With Jesus
01
Cowboy Church
“I've heard rumors about "cowboy church" for years. One of my professors in college used ...”
4 comments
Tract Tuesday- part 19
4 comments
Feb
28
25
How to Speak Christianese
“One of my biggest pet peeves in the church is "Christianese", words and phrases we ...”
4 comments
24
Christian Remake of Eminem's "Real Slim Shady"
“If you're like me, the two passions in your life are white rappers and Jesus ...”
1 comments
Seven Bowls of Wrath
“"1 Then I heard a loud voice from the temple saying to the seven angels, ...”
2 comments
23
Geico Church Commercial
“Let me preface this by saying that I really really hate the "Can you really ...”
1 comments
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Fundie Friday - part 23
“Today as part of Fundie Friday your job is to "cancel the devil's assignment!" How do ...”
17
Praise God Tonight
“This wonderful little diddy is actually brought to us by our friends to the north, ...”
2 comments
16
HBTSFJF
“That title isn't a typo. Apparently it stands for "Hardcore Bible Thumping Spirit Filled Jesus Freaks." It's ...”
2 comments
15
Tract Tuesday- part 18
5 comments
Progressive Church
“Don't know if this one's made the rounds or not. Looks like it came out ...”
2 comments
14
Happy Valentine's Day From Mark Driscoll
“On this most romantic of days, who better than Mark Driscoll to give us some ...”
1 comments
11
Fundie Friday- part 22
“Well, you can add May 21 to the list of dates that the rapture will ...”
4 comments
10
White Female Christian Rapper Rapping Revival
“For the record that was her title not mine. All I know is Eminem better watch ...”
1 comments
09
Star Trek Church Play
“Confession time. When I was a kid I was a bit of Trekkie. In the battle that ...”
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05
Third Eagle Prophecy - Super Bowl Edition
“Well, it looks like we all need to go ahead and cancel our Super Bowl ...”
2 comments
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Bible Bowl
“Sure, you could invite all your friends over, make a bunch of awesome game day ...”
Church Starts Beer Ministry
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31
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Ted Haggard Hot Tub
3 comments
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Tract Tuesday- part 15
2 comments
Misguided
“If you've been looking to add some interpretive dance to your Sunday morning service and ...”
1 comments
24
Pew Haul
“Do you struggle inviting your friends and neighbors to church? Then, maybe you should enlist the ...”
Football Metaphors for Everyone!
21
Fundie Friday - part 19
“So apparently if you're a fundamentalist Christian and you want a "relevant" way to communicate ...”
2 comments
20
The Sims: Bible Prophecy Edition
“Keeping with the prophecy theme today we've got a prophecy MEGA-POST that is sure to ...”
2 comments
Tapley Taps Into Serbian Story
“The Third Eagle isn't a one man show, replying only on his own special visions, ...”
1 comments
19
Greatest Christian Ventriloquist Rap of All Time
“Some things just leave you speechless. This is one of them. ”
3 comments
Street Preaching at Hooters!
“Pastor:  Ok, we're going to start a new ministry where we get out in public ...”
1 comments
18
Church is no place for a statue...
“We have no idea what is going on in this video, but boy is it ...”
Tract Tuesday - part 14
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Fundie Friday - part 18
“I know this is incredibly difficult to believe, but William Tapley's prophecies about Obama being ...”
2 comments
13
Wii Love Jesus
“Maybe it's just me, but I find it really difficult to take a church seriously ...”
3 comments
12
History of the Church
“2000 years of church history is a lot to know, maybe even too much. It's also ...”
11
Tract Tuesday- part 13
“We've seen the good folks at Chick Publishing accommodate lots of different groups- including Native ...”
1 comments
10
07
06
Altar Call's Greatest Hits
“Continuing the theme from yesterday of fake Christian infomercials we bring you "The Altar Call's ...”
05
When The Discovery Channel teams up with the Vatican...
Rapture in a Can
“I wonder if this product can be sent as a gift? If so, I would love ...”
2 comments
04
Tract Tuesday- part 12
3 comments
Wrestling for Jesus - Trailer 2
“Nathan Clarke and the folks at Fourth Line Films just released the newest trailer for ...”
1 comments
03
Church honors man who kills killer
4 comments
Holy Roller
“Everybody hates when people just "play church." Back in the 80's Randy Mayfield expressed his ...”
2010
Dec
28
Love of Life
“Christmas 2010 may be over, but it's not too early to start picking out your Christmas ...”
2 comments
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Fundie Friday - part 16
“As many of us head off to Christmas Eve services to hear the good news ...”
1 comments
23
Alleluiah, Christ is Coming
“They just don't make music like they used to..... ”
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Colbert Christmas Wishes
20 comments
Fundie Friday- part 15
“Pastor Steve Anderson gives fashion tips for men... ”
8 comments
16
Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey
“Is your church missing that extra spark in worship? Well, that's probably because you're not ...”
8 comments
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Fundie Friday - part 14
“It's been a while since we've featured 'ole Ray and Kirk from Way of the ...”
09
Dallas MegaChurch Creates Business "Grinch List"
Do You Have A Permit For That Rosary?
“This one goes out to all of our Catholic friends. To our Protestant friends, just ignore ...”
8 comments
08
This Guy Just Kissed Dating Goodbye
“   This video is making the rounds today, but it's too good not to repost.  Enjoy ...”
1 comments
Escaped Reindeer Invades Elf House
1 comments
07
Noah's Ark Theme Park Announced
“Last week Ken Ham, the founder and president of Answers in Genesis, announced his group's ...”
6 comments
Tract Tuesday - part 9
2 comments
06
New Address
4 comments
Greatest Headline Ever.
Wrestling for Jesus
“We're big fans of documentary film making here at a American Jesus. If you've never ...”
1 comments
03
Fundie Friday - part 13
“We've all been there. You're driving down the road in your Durango when all of ...”
2 comments
02
Making It Rain
“Pacman Jones would be proud...... ”
Speaking of God and football...
“ (Via) On Monday, I shared my thoughts on the whole "Stevie Johnson angrily tweets to God" ...”
01
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30
29
Obama is the King of the South!!
“You've probably heard by now that President Obama busted his lip playing basketball over Thanksgiving. ...”
1 comments
This is How We Do It
God Dropped the Ball?
1 comments
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World War III Begins!!!
“You may not have realized it, but the secret formula for the beginning of World ...”
3 comments
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Give This Guy the "Medal of Talking Too Much"
1 comments
Fundie Friday part 12
“In commemoration of the new Harry Potter movie being released today, we are presenting a ...”
2 comments
18
Snakes on a Plain!
“Pretty sure this is a Mensa meeting in the video below... I don't know who ...”
17
Great Opportunity for Muslims
“Hey Muslims! All billion or so of you. Tired of the same old sermon from ...”
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Fundie Friday part 11
“Evolve or die!! God wants us to destroy the environment!! Or at least that's what Pastor Steven ...”
1 comments
Fake Funeral Flames Fury
2 comments
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The "Ultimate" Christian Rock Song
“Call me crazy, but I don't think a guy on an acoustic guitar qualifies as ...”
3 comments
09
Paying Your Tithe
“This one just leaves me speechless.... ”
1 comments
Tract Tuesday- part 6
3 comments
08
"My head's all tied up like a pretzel!" *
“*- With apologies for plagiarizing Cal from Talladega Nights, that was my reaction when I ...”
J.E.S.U.S. (The Music Video)
“WARNING: This song WILL get stuck in your head. Our apologies to all who watch. But, ...”
1 comments
05
Fundie Friday part 10
“Apparently hell has frozen over. I actually agree with pastor Steven Anderson on something! I ...”
1 comments
04
03
Somebody Loves You
“Guess who it is! ”
1 comments
They kicked Jesus out of church!
02
Tract Tuesday - part 5
1 comments
Beware the Denver Airport!!
“Have you ever found yourself walking through the airport and thinking: "Geez, there sure are ...”
5 comments
01
Do the Church Dance
“Finally, church people making a dance video that ACTUALLY dance! I'm not sure what is more ...”
2 comments
Someone didn't get a pony when he was younger...
“November is here, which means that Christmas is not too far away.  We want to ...”
4 comments
Oct
29
Fundie Friday part 9
“In honor of Halloween we thought we'd save you the $5 "donation" and bring the ...”
2 comments
28
How To Plant A Church
“Genius. And completely true.   Found at JesusNeedsNewPR”
Paying Tithe In Style
“Call me crazy, but I think if we all started paying our tithe this way ...”
27
Pyrotechnic Eulogy
Breast Cancer Un-Awareness Month
“According to one pastor, all of this publicity for Breast Cancer Awareness Month is just ...”
1 comments
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Fresh. Christian. Meat.
“Seems like the devil really likes Halloween.  Also, he wants the soul of some youth ...”
4 comments
22
Fundie Friday part 9
“Maybe you're a pastor out there who doesn't like rap music. Maybe you're even convinced ...”
6 comments
21
World War III Averted
“The Third Eagle warned us that the Tribulation was starting a little over a week ...”
3 comments
Super Heroes Mystery Night
“I know where I'm gonna be this Halloween.... ”
2 comments
20
Beware the False Conversion!
“Meet Todd Friel. Todd hosts an appropriately named program called "Wretched Radio." It should come ...”
1 comments
No Bad Deed Goes Unrewarded
1 comments
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Fundie Friday part 8
“I thought I was pretty up to date on all the "fundamentals". I was wrong. ...”
6 comments
14
Hal Lindsey Explains the Existence of Aliens
“In this clip, Hal (the original 3rd Eagle) Lindsey explains that aliens are fallen angels. ...”
3 comments
13
BREAKING NEWS!! TRIBULATION STARTS TODAY!!
“And apparently World War III is imminent!! Still don't believe the Third Eagle of the ...”
3 comments
Yoga Is Demonic
4 comments
Maybe he knows of a different Jesus?
5 comments
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The Beauty of Practicing What You Preach
3 comments
Crank Dat Holy Ghost
“Given the way we knock off everything the "secular" industry does, I would assume that ...”
08
Fundie Friday part 7
“    It's finally settled! Evolution is false! Forget science and all its "research" and "facts", all ...”
2 comments
07
The Christian Jackson 5
“With apologies to anyone who had aspirations of being the Christian King of Pop, this ...”
3 comments
Faulty Anointing Oil
“I went to a small Christian college and for the first year or so we ...”
06
Out of the Mouths of Babes
“The Lord works in mysterious ways. Here God speaks through the mouth of a child ...”
Apocalypse averted….for now
05
Church + Mimes + Beatles = Awesome
“Just watch it. From Christian Nightmares, more info on context of video here.”
Tract Tuesday - part 1
2 comments
04
Clash TV - part 2
“Doug Giles is back to explain why sharia law is about to change America into ...”
3 comments
Free Hugs!
02
01
Fundie Friday part 6
“Fresh off the presses the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse brings us a brand spanking ...”
7 comments
Sep
30
When Pastors Go Too Far…
“ One pastor gets waaaay too detailed when explaining what happens in gay bedrooms... Was the powerpoint ...”
1 comments
Greatest Interpretive Dance of All Time
“I've always thought we needed more interpretive dances at church. I think this proves it.... ...”
4 comments
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Giant Puppets Attack Church
“Let me preface this by saying I'm all for the diversity of worship. You can ...”
6 comments
27
Choose Your Own Adventure For Christians!
Wash Out The Witchcraft
“So I've seen a lot of televangelists hock their magic anointing oil on tv, but ...”
25
Clash TV
“As promised, here is a video from the wonderful mind of the Mark Driscoll/Glenn Beck ...”
5 comments
24
Pulpit Freedom Sunday
3 comments
Fundie Friday part 5
“Make sure you're rapture ready! The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse will tell you how... ...”
2 comments
23
Baptism Gone Bad part 2
“CANNONBALL!!!!!! ”
Baptism Gone Bad
“Maybe in addition to the "do you believe in Jesus" stuff, we should start adding ...”
Free Bacon!
1 comments
22
Christian Teen Banned From Library
1 comments
Teen Mania: ESOAL
“ I get a call every few weeks or so from a group called Teen Mania. ...”
2 comments
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Greatest Church Commercial Ever
“This is going to be a men's retreat for the ages.... ”
4 comments
Howl-elujah!
“Just in case you haven't had any nightmares lately... ”
1 comments
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Integrity
3 comments
Holy Ghost Enema
“I don't think any commentary is really necessary here.... ”
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The Lighter Side of Book Burning
2 comments
Scripture Dance Troop
“ If church was more like this not only would we get more butts in the ...”
1 comments
11
Religion of Hate
2 comments
10
Fundie Friday part 3
“ Not only does this guy have the worst "evangelism method" of all time, he also ...”
6 comments
09
08
The Best and Worst Video Ever
“Without further ado, I present to you "Baby Got Book."  That would be a Christian ...”
1 comments
07
04
Housewife or Hell
“    If the wife isn't a "homemaker" and the husband isn't the sole breadwinner then you're ...”
19 comments
03
Jesus had AIDS?
Fundie Friday - part 2
“Apparently Oprah and Dr. Phil prove that women should be silent in the church. ”
3 comments
02
01
Hope There Are Urinals in Heaven...
“ This guy is one of the great Biblical expositors of our time. I've been trying to ...”
Put Jesus To A Vote
2 comments
Aug
31
MAN CHURCH!!!!!
1 comments
It's Prophesied - The Song
“The self proclaimed "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse" blesses us with his "End Times Anthem". (Extra credit ...”
1 comments
30
Gotta Start 'Em Young
“Kinda scary. Kinda sad. ”
1 comments
Almost Christian
Man Tries To Mace Westboro Baptist Protesters
1 comments
28
World's Greatest Youth Pastor
“It's so funny, if only it wasn't so true.... ”
27
Fundie Friday
“We're starting a new tradition here at American Jesus. We're calling it Fundie Friday. It's ...”
It's all fun and games...
Jesus For Sell
2 comments
26
4 Year Old Girl expelled from Christian school due to lesbian parents
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Getting High On Jesus
“Apparently somebody took that whole "Jesus gets me high" thing a little too literally.... ”
Don't Miss "Undie Sunday"!
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Reverse African Mission Trip
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Looking for a band for camp?
“Does this have anything to do with church or faith?  Nope.   But it's too ...”
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Rappin' Time
“It should come as no surprise to see the church pushing the boundaries of rap and hip ...”
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Sound Bite Theology
Don't Bring Cell Phones To Church
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Best Church Picnic Ever
“How many shirts come off at your church picnic? I'm not sure exactly what this interpretive ...”
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American Jesus Hates the Environment?
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Sermon Prep
“Here's a behind the scenes look at what pastors go through every Sunday morning before ...”
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Magic Magician Wanted
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MonsterQuest
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God Hearts Metallica?
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Most. Terrifying. Preacher. Ever.
“ The good news is that no matter who your pastor is, he's not this guy.”
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God vs. Best Buy
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Drive-thru Prayer
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Fear
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Save The Date
“Sure, Jesus may have said that "even the Son of God doesn't know the hour" ...”
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Have Him Your Way
“First things first, this is NOT a political blog. Second, yes that is Jesus’ face ...”
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