Star Wars Jesus

So this is a thing that exists. It's the story of Jesus' life put to music and the intro graphics of Star Wars. It's kinda weird. And kinda hilarious. And maybe kinda genius if you're a big Star Wars fan. And definitely what the heck did I just watch if you're not a fan. So...
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Cross Fit By Jesus

I confess that I find most of the people obsessed with CrossFit to be pretty annoying. It's like a religion and they're the evangelists. But they're worse than the Jehovah's Witnesses who show up announced at your door because CrossFit fanatics constantly flood social media and it's all up in your face all the time and it's just...ugh. So, to the extent that this video is mocking the religious enthusiasm of CrossFit zealots, I appreciate the joke. But...
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Church Billboard Quotes Hitler

Every few months it seems a church somewhere in America puts up a controversial billboard. That's nothing new. What is new about this particular church billboard is the person they inexplicably chose to quote - Adolph Hitler. Seriously. hitler-billboard-e1401830035943 And, no, despite the terrible image quality, that picture isn't photoshopped. It was taken by the local paper in the town were the billboard went up. Apparently the billboard was put...
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The Pharisees Of Truth

Duccio_di_Buoninsegna_-_Christ_Accused_by_the_Pharisees_(detail)_-_WGA06802 Maybe it's just me, but it seems like we in the church have been hyper-focused on truth in recent years. We've created coalitions to defend it, erected alliances to define it, and publish a never ending stream of blogs that claim to proclaim nothing but absolute truth. The truth is, of course, a very important thing. And worthy of such endeavors. But I worry we've reduced Christianity to little...
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The ‘Left Behind’ Trailer Is Finally Here!!!

My friends, I know you have spent ceaseless hours in prayer waiting and hoping for this day to arrive. Well, it finally has. Your prayers have been answered. The trailer for Nicolas Cage's highly anticipated for completely ironic reasons reboot of Left Behind is here!! left-behind-poster But real talk? I'm kinda disappointed. For 2 reasons. First, it's a bit short. Look, I know I'm not a studio exec, but I've spent more of...
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It Takes A Church: A Dating Show Only Your Mother Would Love

If my single friends are clear about anything, it's that there's nothing less awkward or intrusive or more welcome than people at their church trying to set them up with other people at their church. I hear it all the time, "Zack, I wish I was a competent enough human being to ask another human being out on a date, but I'm not and as everyone knows that's the reason I am single. I just wished...
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Jesus Tattoo(s) Of The Day

From time to time I like to highlight awesome and awful Jesus tattoos that I come across. Usually, it's one or the other....but mostly just the latter. Today, I bring you both. One with admittedly great artwork, though, in an interesting location. Another that's a little of both. And one more that's, well, I don't want to spoil the surprise. First up, the good stuff. Yes, the top of one's head is an interesting location...
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Rare Footage Of Jim Jones Preaching & Performing “Miracles”

Christian Nightmares recently shared this rare clip of infamous cult leader Jim Jones preaching and performing "miracles" at his church, the People's Temple, in Los Angeles. Personally, I find this fascinating (and a bit terrifying). This is, after all, the guy who quite literally and tragically got his followers (or possibly forced them) to "drink the kool-aid." What I find so interesting in this clip is how disturbingly familiar it all is. Maybe it's just...
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Does Jesus Own A Computer? (And Other Important Questions)

The Christian faith can be a challenging and complex thing to understand. Doctrines like the Trinity and the incarnation can be incredibly difficult to comprehend, let alone articulate to potential new believers. But fear not. I am here to offer you the simple, straightforward answers to some of the most vexing questions of faith I know you have. Like, does Jesus own a computer? Of course he does. jesus computerBut as you'll...
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