Archives For American Christianity

 

 

A big part of the book that I’m writing deals with reclaiming space for use in the kingdom of God. So, I’ve heard lots of stories about former schools, movie theaters, malls, and even strip clubs being turned into churches. But this is a new one.

The real disappointment for me in this story isn’t the location. It’s the fact that the church is named Flatlands Church of God and not Goodfellas Church of God. I mean how do you miss that opportunity?!

You could have had a pastoral staff composed of Robert De Niro as senior pastor, Ray Liotta as youth pastor, and Joe Pesci leading worship!!

Now that would be a church to tell your friends about.

It’s church bada-bingo!

By RICH CALDER and MITCHEL MADDUX

It’s a former Mafia slaughterhouse where God — and not the Godfather — calls the shots now.

A Brooklyn building that once housed the infamous Gemini Lounge — where Gambino crime-family soldiers carried out countless, unspeakable mob murders — has become the Flatlands Church of God, drawing faithful every Sunday to sing praises to the Almighty.

Donald Williams, pastor of the mob killing-field-turned-Pentecostal church at Flatlands and Troy avenues, said he didn’t know his church site’s gruesome history before paying $220,000 for it in 1997.

The two-story brick building is where Gambino soldier Roy DeMeo and his crew of Mafia psychopaths whacked and dismembered anywhere from 70 to 200 victims in the 1970s and early ’80s, according to prosecutors.

But Williams said he doesn’t regret buying the property — even as the church now struggles years later to stay afloat and raise money for necessary repairs.

“I think God sent us here for a reason,” Williams said. “After we opened, many of our neighbors said our coming was a sigh of relief. They said if a church is here, God is here, and they could finally sleep at night.”

The pastor also said he believes the church’s presence has saved souls of people murdered there.

The church’s altar and seating area for its 100 members was once a smoke-filled dance floor at the old lounge.

An elevated stage, now used for a public address system, is where DeMeo usually sat and kept a safe to stash loan-shark money, guns and other valuables.

And a side apartment, now used for church offices, was where unsuspecting victims were lured and killed in an execution style dubbed the “Gemini Method.”

The system was designed to eliminate messiness, prosecutors say.

Someone would shoot the victim once in the head and then wrap a towel around his wound like a turban to stem blood flow. Another person would then stab the victim in the chest to divert more blood from pumping out of the gunshot wound.

Before being tossed in bags and boxes and dropped at a local dump, the corpse would be chopped up in a basement room the church has since converted into a computer room and some bathrooms.

Continue reading

 

 

 

Rob Bell Is A Fundamentalist

Zack —  June 6, 2011 — 4 Comments

 

 

You may have heard that Rob Bell published a book about hell called Love Wins. A few media outlets picked up the story, including some magazine called Time.

It has created quite the uproar in the church with accusations flying left and right, before and after it’s publication that Rob Bell is a “universalist”.

I would like to suggest that Rob Bell isn’t a universalist, but a fundamentalist.

Here’s what I mean…

When we hear the word “fundamentalist” in the church we often think of men in suits and ties, hard wooden pews, fiery preachers like Terry Jones, Jack Schaap or Mark Driscoll, and groups like Westboro Baptist. While even those who call themselves fundamentalists can’t agree on what all of those fundamentals are, they usually share a few fundamentals in common including: the inerrancy of scripture, the submissive role of women at church and in the household, hate for the world, and anti-intellectualism primarily in the form of equating belief in evolution to sin. These of course are but a sampling of some of the more common tenets of fundamentalism many outsiders associate with the movement, but for the sake of blogging brevity they will suffice.

It really shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that people are drawn to fundamentalism. Sure, for those of us on the “outside” there doesn’t seem to be much of an appeal, but those who take up the banner of fundamentalism do so because the name itself implies that it is more true to the Christian faith than any other brand of Christianity. In other words, fundamentalists cling to the core truths or fundamentals of the faith while other traditions add, twist, or corrupt the truth of the gospel. So, people tend towards fundamentalism in all of its forms because on the surface it seems to many to virtuously hold fast to the purest form of the Christian faith no matter how controversial or offensive that may be to modern sensibilities.

The truth, however, is that there is nothing fundamental about fundamentalism.

If we only were to take a moment to examine the substance of the “fundamental” truths so many so-called fundamentalists cling to we would discover that, in fact, they are not fundamental truths of the biblical narrative, but exceptions to it.

While so-called fundamentalists purport to have a high view of scripture, placing it at the center of their lives as the basis for their faith, in reality their view of scripture and the faith is grounded not in the Bible, but it what “they have always been told.” This is why you hear those of this persuasion complaining that things in the church “weren’t that way when they were growing up” or you hear them longing for the “good ole days”. The “fundamentals” of the faith they hold so dear more often than not arise more from their upbringing than an unbiased interpretation of scripture. This is in part what spurs the furor of fundamentalists. When you critique their faith you are not only criticizing their God, but more importantly, their family.  When you “focus on the family” this critique becomes an unforgivable sin.

More fundamentally though, this is really an epistemological issue. For the fundamentalist the Bible is a collection of propositional truths.  Every sentence is absolutely true for all time regardless of scriptural context. Because the Bible has been chopped up into chapters and verses it lends itself very easily to the selective focus of fundamentalism.

So, for example, fundamentalists would have you believe that in order to be a Christian you must first hate the world. They would tell you this is true because 1 John 2:15 says so. What they don’t tell you is not only is John talking specifically about lust in that context, but that that same John was also the one who wrote “For God so loved the world.” If loving the world means hating the Father, then God hates himself. That’s a bit of a problem.

Fundamentalists would have you believe that women should be silent in the church, or at the very least they should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, serving in no position of leadership because in 1 Corinthians 14 Paul seems to say so (once) therefore it must be true in every situation for all time. If this was the fundamental narrative of scripture and not the isolated opinion of the apostle Paul regarding a specific problem in a specific church, then we would have no book of Ruth or Esther, Jesus would never have used women as key assets in his ministry, Paul himself would never have thanked women for their role in ministry in every single one of his letters, and most problematic of all we would have no account of the resurrection.

Women were the first ones at the tomb on Easter morning because the men were hiding in fear for their lives. If they were supposed to remain silent, no one would have ever known that the tomb was empty. Without women there would be no Christian faith. So, as much as someone like Jack Schaap may won’t to claim that he will “never get his theology from a woman”, in fact his entire theology his built on the words of women.

Of course, fundamentalists would also have you believe that your options are literal 6 day creationism or heresy and an eternity in hell. Nevermind the fact that before there was even a Bible, Jewish rabbis during the time of Jesus were already writing that the first 2 chapters in Genesis should not be read literally. The church father St. Augustine would echo this sentiment 400 years later in his treatise The Literal Meaning of Genesis and it wouldn’t be until the 1920s that “creationism” would even become an issue in the church. Even that group was more concerned about social Darwinism than the theory of evolution itself.

Perhaps most famously fundamentalists would have you believe that the truth and power of scripture lies in its ability to be a perfect source of history and science, never standing in tension with itself despite being written by dozens of different authors over several centuries. They would tell you this is true because the Bible says this about itself. It doesn’t.

When Paul talked about the “god-breathed” scriptures in 2 Timothy 3:16  he never imagined his personal letters to a church would one day be canonized. When the psalmists talks about God’s law being perfect he is referring very specifically to the Levitical covenant God made with His people, not a Bible that wouldn’t yet exist for millennia. The truth, power, and even inerrancy of the Bible is not found its minutae, but in the way it perfectly reveals God’s love, grace, forgiveness, and redemption to creation.

If we take the time to actually read the Bible instead of relying on word of mouth and we do the hard work of trying to hear the overall narrative of scripture instead of cherry picking a handful of verses, then we find a story of God’s love, grace, forgiveness, redemption, and hope. In the beginning mankind tries to take over creation with a piece of fruit, but God forgives and begins the plan of redemption. Then mankind forces the hand of God to start over by sending a flood, but God offers grace, salvation, and hope in the midst of the storm. God frees His children from slavery only to see them exploit their newfound freedom, but yet He continues to offer hope in the midst of their chaos. In the climax of God’s story He sends Himself to once and for all redeem His creation. When the church he leaves in charge can’t get things right he offers them words of love, grace, instruction, and forgiveness. And in the end He promises ultimate salvation, redemption, justice, and hope.

These are the fundamental truths of the biblical narrative. We worship a loving God, full of grace who forgives us of our sin, redeems us as His children, and offers us hope of life with Him.

So, when someone like Rob Bell declares his hope that a loving God will never cease to extend grace, forgiveness, and redemption to His creation it is because he is clinging to the fundamental message of the Bible.

The church doesn’t need any more Biblical excpetionists like Mark Driscoll, Jack Schaap, or Westboro Baptist. The church needs more true fundamentalists who are willing to read the Bible with integrity and boldly proclaim the fundamental message of God’s love, grace, forgiveness, and redemption to a world desperately in need of hope and healing.

Grace and peace,

Zack Hunt

 

 

I guess you have to be Pentecostal to appreciate this one…..

How to Baptize Yourself

Zack —  May 17, 2011 — 1 Comment

 

 

Sacramental theology is pretty important to me, but I’m going to resist the temptation to go on a rant and simply say this….

There’s a rule I try to live my life by: never trust a man preaching to you on YouTube from his bathtub.

The Lord is Coming Back

Zack —  May 16, 2011 — 2 Comments

 

 

If our interview with the May 21st people didn’t convince you of the return of our Lord, then perhaps this little ditty might do the trick.

I don’t see why it wouldn’t. These guy’s enthusiasm for the second coming is infectious!

Heinz Ketchup Communion

Zack —  May 12, 2011 — Leave a comment

 

 

I just don’t get this one at all.

Is this guy for real?

And if we’re supposed to substitute ketchup for wine, do we also substitute french fries for bread?

 

 

There’s nothing about this clip that isn’t funny.

“Save the date? Like a wedding? I wonder if the apocalypse will be chicken or fish.”

“There’s only 10 more shopping days ’till there aren’t any more shopping days.”

What we love best is Colbert’s “love” of the American nature of this whole thing. If you notice, the only place this end of the world campaign is happening is here in the United States.

So expectedly normal weird to see an American Christian group with an exclusively American focus.

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Yahweh or No Way? – Thor and Apocalypse Billboard
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog Video Archive

 

As we continue the countdown to Judgement Day on May 21st we bring you yet another sign of the coming apocalypse.

Do you know what the first Google search result is for church??

That’s right, Mark Driscoll is the top result for “church”!!

If “Pastor Mark” is the top definition of what looks like, then surely Jesus is coming quickly to reclaim her church and save her from the insanity, arrogance, and closet fundamentalism that is Mark Driscoll and Mars Hill Church.

With this latest sign we here at American Jesus are beginning to seriously consider the possibility that Jesus may in fact return on May 21st. After all, if this is what the church looks like or what people want it to look like, then we say “Come quickly Lord Jesus!”

On a better note, though, there may be a counter sign of the apocalypse in this sign of the apocalypse.

The number 3 Google search result for “church” is Church’s Chicken and there ain’t nothin’ wrong with some fried chicken. Mmmmmm……

**Although true fried chicken connoisseurs know that the best chicken on the face of the planet is at Gus’ Fried Chicken in Memphis, TN. If you disagree then you either 1)have never been blessed to experience Gus’ culinary delight or 2)you are a bigger “heretic” than Rob Bell and love will definitely not win for you!)

 

Bad Christian music + white people dancing = never a good combination

 

May 21, 2011 (AKA Judgement Day) is just around the corner!

So, we’re keeping an eye on things for you, looking out for any sign of our impending doom so that you can get right with Jesus before He comes back in a few weeks.

Here’s your latest sign of the apocalypse……glow in the dark pork!

Miami NewTimes – Gabriela Garcia :

There have been a lot of signs of the apocalypse lately. Earthquake in Haiti, tsunami in Japan, the Donald runs for prez. But this week’s hint at impending global doom comes courtesy of Changsha, China, where several people bought a bunch of pork, left it in their kitchens, and woke up to find it mysteriously glowing bright blue, according to the Wall Street Journal. And an English translation of the Shanghai Daily (which includes some crazy-*** pictures of the meat) states the likely culprit is phosphorescent bacteria. But the city’s health department has declared the mutant Avatarmeat “still safe to consume after cooking and heating.”

As if that weren’t apocalyptically disturbing enough, 47 percent of all beef, pork, and poultry in the United States is likely tainted with a different bacteria, Staphylococcus aureus. This was determined by a recent study that used samples of meat from supermarkets across the country. Thanks to all the antibiotics already pumped into commercial meat, this strain has become drug-resistant and is linked to all kinds of health problems including “potentially fatal illnesses,” according to the study. And though that meat has also been determined safe to eat after cooking at a proper temperature, there can still be cross-contamination via hands, cutting boards, and knives.

Continue reading