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My family has a holiday tradition of going to see a movie the night of Thanksgiving and then again on Christmas. It’s not a particularly innovative or interesting tradition, but with all of us being grown up and spread out it’s the only time we get to have a family outing anymore.

This year we saw Hugo. Not the greatest Scorsese movie (I’ll let GoodFellas and The Departed duke it out for that honor), but I thought it was really good.

As we were leaving the theater I decided to swing by Best Buy to see what sort of line had begun to form for their midnight Black Friday opening. Not surprisingly it looked like people had been camped out for several hours. The line back up all the way to the corner of the store.

Then we turned the corner. The line wrapped around the corner.

Then we drove down the side of the store. The lined continued down the side of the store.

Then we drove around the back of the store. Not only was the line wrapped around the back of the store, but it continued into the back parking lot and loading dock, zig zagging around trailers, a dumpster, and cars.

Such is the insanity of Christmas.

But it doesn’t have to be that way.

And I don’t just mean the obvious, that we don’t all have to camp out the night before to snag great deals.

What if we stopped passing out junk at Christmas to people that don’t really need more stuff, and instead started giving real gifts to people who are really in need?

Here’s what I mean….

A few years ago my wife and I decided to do something somewhat radical for Christmas. We decided not to get each other Christmas gifts.

It wasn’t because we didn’t have the money.

It wasn’t because Scrooge is our personal hero and we loathe Christmas.

It wasn’t because we’re lazy and don’t want to hunt for gifts for each other. (Although, I must admit we don’t miss that stress.)

We were tired of fighting the Christmas rush for stuff that would probably end up in the trash in a few years. We were tired of stressing over finding “just the right thing” for each other. We were tired of not being able to actually enjoy Christmas for all of the craziness.

Most of all, we were tired of pretending that at Christmas time we were doing anything that was remotely Christ-like.

So, we gave up getting each other Christmas presents and we bought a goat.

Seriously.

Hang with me here for a second and I’ll explain why.

For Christians, Christmas is the season of Advent, the time when we celebrate God’s gift of Himself to the world for our salvation. The tradition of giving gifts goes all the way back to the wise men from the east who came to visit the infant Jesus, bringing him gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Every year, the thought is, the church reenacts this moment by giving gifts to each other.

But I don’t think many of us would argue that this holy act has been turned into a moment of materialism, selfishness, and greed.

In the biblical narrative, the gift of the wise men was meant to symbolize the kingship of Jesus. Gold, frankincense, and myrrh were costly, royal gifts. But if we take another look at the nativity story, I think we can find a better model for gift giving, than simply giving each other “nice stuff.”

Take a moment, step back, and look at the bare bones of this story. What’s going on? A poor family, who is confined (most likely) to a cave because they couldn’t find a place to stay the night, is visited by strangers of means who bestow upon them gifts whose value could significantly change their lives.

Now take a moment, step back, and look at what we do for Christmas. What’s going on? We buy our family and friends (and sometimes ourselves) stuff that will entertain us or maybe make us look good for a little while. Strangers without means usually don’t make it on our Christmas shopping list.

Not very “Christmasy” if you really think about it that way.

This is why I think we should ditch the gifts and buy goats for Christmas.

Or chickens.

Or a cow.

Or mosquito nets.

Or a well.

Or school for an orphan.

Or safe harbor for victims of the global sex trade.

Obviously you can’t pick these things up at Wal-Mart. You’re going to need to get a “gift catalogue” from someone like World Vision or Heifer International. There’s a new one out each year, packed with ways to radically change people’s lives. Look through it, pick out something, and change the world.

This is our new Christmas tradition.

Our World Vision catalog comes in the mail sometime around November. We pour over its pages and we cry. We cry at the fact that only $50 stands in the way of hope and safety for sexually exploited girls, that it only takes $70 to send an orphan to school for an entire year, or that a mere $18 can buy bed nets that will quite literally save the lives of an entire family.

We cry because we realize that all the money we’ve been spending on junk for ourselves could have saved someone’s life.

I realize that the idea of fundamentally changing Christmas from a time of stuff giving to a moment of life giving might not be realistic.

But what’s realistic about a teenage girl giving birth to the savior of the world? What’s realistic about a baby being God incarnate? What’s realistic about a God who chooses to let His people kill Him, rather than destroy them in His just wrath? What’s realistic about a dead man coming back to life and walking out of his own tomb? What’s realistic about uneducated fishermen dropping their nets and changing the world?

Nothing. But such is the reality of the kingdom of God.

You don’t have to wholesale abandon Christmas presents this year. And I’m not telling you to break your child’s heart with empty space under the tree on Christmas morning.

But what if you began simply, by getting together as a family and choosing to give up 1 thing together so that with that money you could save someone’s life that you’ve never met.

Imagine what would happen if we stopped waiting in crazy lines at Best Buy every Christmas and instead we all bought goats.

Christmas would be less stressful.

We might actually enjoy the holidays.

Gifts of life would replace temporary junk.

The world would change.

Things would never be the same.

The kingdom of God would come to earth.

And Christmas would once again be a holy moment truly worth celebrating.

You can buy a new sweater, a video game, or an iPad anytime of year. This Christmas, buy a goat.

Grace and peace,

Zack Hunt

 

 

Love of Life

Zack —  December 28, 2010 — 3 Comments

Christmas 2010 may be over, but it’s not too early to start
picking out your Christmas music for 2011. Might we recommend you
have yourself a Third Eagle Christmas? Because what says Christmas
more than……….abortion.

Fundie Friday – part 16

Zack —  December 24, 2010 — 1 Comment

As many of us head off to Christmas Eve services to hear the good news of the birth of our Lord, we wanted to use this Fundie Friday to “balance out” the Christmas message and provide you with “the truth [about Christmas] your pastor won’t tell you.”

And it’s in HD!

This won’t come as a surprise to our fundamentalist friends, but apparently Santa is actually Satan and Christmas is a pagan satanic holiday because it’s not in the Bible.

FUN FACT: Making videos for YouTube isn’t in the Bible either.

Tract Tuesday – part 11

Zack —  December 21, 2010 — Leave a comment

Maybe you grew up watching Mickey’s Christmas Carol and you thought that Scrooge turned his life around because he met 3 ghosts on Christmas Eve.

Well, that’s because Walt Disney sits on a throne of lies.

The truth is that Scrooge turned his life around because he met Jesus.

I’m sure Charles Dickens would be proud…..

 

(As always, special thanks to the good people at Chick Publications for all their hard work in putting this tract together)

Tale of Two Christmases

Zack —  December 20, 2010 — 2 Comments

Maybe your church has $8000 or so laying around and you’d like to put it to good use this Christmas.

Ed Young’s church in Grapevine, TX and Net Church in Oklahoma City, OK both found themselves in this particular situation.

One of them put it to good use:

 

Grapevine pastor goes 3-D for Christmas services

GRAPEVINE, Texas — A minister known for his innovative preaching has attracted thousands of parishoners to his church’s 3-D Christmas program.

Funky glasses and all.

Fellowship Church in Grapevine on Saturday night premiered Senior Pastor Ed Young’s high-tech “A 3-D Christmas,” to a crowd of about 4,000.

“It’s a little cheesy, but cheese works,” said Young.

More services are planned for Thursday and Christmas Eve at the mega-church, where Young drew attention in 2008 when he challenged married congregants to have sex for seven straight days.

At the weekend, adult and children congregants wore paper-frame glasses with red and blue plastic lenses as they watched three videos put together at a cost of about $8,000, The Dallas Morning News reported. The third video featured a re-created incident from last Christmas, in which Young’s dogs tore up gift packages.

After the 3-D showings, Young preached the Christmas story.

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Church congregation gives away $15,000 in gas

By Matt Dinger

The Bible says that giving is better than receiving, and Pastor Joel Tudman and his Net Church congregation did just that Saturday morning, giving away $15,000 in gasoline in just hours.

“This is all tithes from our people. We wish we could fill up the cars, but we can’t, so we wanted to give everybody $20 worth of free gas,” Tudman said.

At 3 a.m. Saturday, the line began forming, he said. Just off Interstate 35 on NE 36, cars lined the block and were wrapped around Grand Boulevard to NE 30 through the early morning hours.

They planned on starting at 8 a.m., but Tudman said volunteers began gassing up cars about 7:30.

They had anticipated giving away $8,000 worth of gas, but at 9:15 a.m., Tudman laid down an additional $7,000.

This is the second year that The Net Church, 1212 N Hudson Ave., has given away gas for the holidays. Last year, the church gave away $4,000 worth.

At $20 dollars apiece, 750 people were given gas Saturday morning.

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Colbert Christmas Wishes

Zack —  December 17, 2010 — 24 Comments

This is a bit of an unorthodox post for American Jesus. Although, I’m not sure what orthodox would be. But I heard Stephen Colbert say this on the Colbert Report last night and thought it was the perfect Christmas reminder for the American Church. It’s too long for Twitter so here it is:

Ultrasound Jesus

Zack —  December 13, 2010 — Leave a comment

A timely Advent reminder brought to you by the good people at ChurchAds.Net :

 

If you’re like me, you’re worried about accidentally giving money to a business that says “Happy Holidays!” instead of what Jesus said:  ”Merry Christmas!”  Luckily for us, First Baptist Church in Dallas created a website for consumers to report which businesses are naughty (Happy Holidays!) and which businesses are truly celebrating Jesus’ birthday.

 

You can see it here at Grinch Alert!

 

Here’s a couple of the better “Naughty” ones so far:

Crowley City Hall – Crowley Texas
“The city hall at Crowley has GIANT letters in front of the city buildings that say “HAPPY HOLIDAYS”……I say “booooooooo”!!! Merry Christmas is the true REASON for the SEASON!!!”

 

Macy’s- Dallas, TX (Galleria)

“Employees would only respond with “you too” when wished a Merry Christmas.”

 

We would be remiss if we didn’t encourage our readers to contribute to the website….

 

Enjoy The Last Christmas Ever!!

Zack —  December 1, 2010 — 7 Comments

I wonder what the Third Eagle would have to say about this…..

 

 

Nashville billboards claim Jesus will return May 21, 2011

By Bob Smietana

There are 24 shopping days left till Christmas.

And 171 days left until Jesus’ second coming.

That’s the message on 40 billboards around Nashville, proclaiming May 21, 2011, as the date of the Rapture. Billboards are up in eight other U.S. cities, too.

Fans of Family Radio Inc., a nationwide Christian network, paid for the billboards. Family Radio’s founder, Harold Camping, predicted the May date for the Rapture.

Their message is simple — “He Is Coming Again” — and their aim is to get unbelievers to turn around quickly. But critics say the billboards are a waste of time, one more failed attempt to predict the end of the world.

The Rapture is going to be a great day for God’s people but awful for everyone else, said Allison Warden, 29, who orchestrated Nashville’s billboard campaign. She’s a volunteer withWeCanKnow.com, a website set up by followers of Family Radio. She and other fans designed the billboards, along with T-shirts, bumper stickers and postcards to get Camping’s predictions out.

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Mmm… Jesus cookies

Wes —  November 15, 2010 — Leave a comment

Here at American Jesus, we are tired of the war on Christmas.  The cookie industry has plotted for decades to remove Christian themes from cookies by cranking out cookie cutters shaped like Christmas trees, holly, and snowmen.  This year, make sure you stick it to those secular Christmas haters by using only one cookie cutter shape- baby Jesus.

That’s right, for just 7 dollars you can help us take back Christmas by making sure your kids eat baby Jesus throughout the Advent season.  For the sake of the kids, go to ebay and buy this product immediately.