I’d be lying if I said that I haven’t wished for a Tapley response to the May 21 Rapture crowd. Well, praise the whore of babylon he has!
The Third Eagle William Tapley reveals to us that Camping is a punk and a false prophet. All hail Tapley!
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This shouldn’t come as much of a surprise.
After all it starred Morgan Freeman as the “President”, obviously a metaphor for God since he ALWAYS plays God in movies including movies in which he technically isn’t playing God. And Elijah Wood was the kid that “saved” the day. Not coincidently Mr. Wood also played the “messanic” Frodo Baggins in Lord of the Rings who saves the world by casting the one ring into the fires of Mt. Doom.
What’s really important in all of this is: THE THIRD EAGLE IS BACK!!!
After a long hiatus the “Co-prophet of the End Times” has returned with new revelations and this time he’s armed…..with a chainsaw and wood cutting machine of some sort. Man can that guy chop some wood.
I’m not going to lie. I was watching this video alone in my office and it actually scared me.
Not the “AHH!!! I’ve been left behind!!” scary, but the “I didn’t see that coming and almost jumped out of my seat” scary.
So, I’m a wimp. Either that or the Holy Spirit is telling me to get my act together so I won’t be left behind.
Since I think the “rapture” is a load of 18th century theological garbage I’ll choose the former.
Are you worried about your pets being “left behind” after the rapture?
Well, have no fear because your atheists neighbors are here to help! Presenting……
Yes this is a real thing, at least in the sense that they would be happy for you to sign and contract and take your money. Of course, at that point they are legally bound to take care of your pets should Jesus decided to leave them behind. And we all know most lawyers don’t have a soul so there should be plenty of them around to enforce the contract.
So, hurry on over to their website because you may only have 2 months from today before the rapture happens!
(Thanks to my friend Zack for sending us the link)
“1 Then I heard a loud voice from the temple saying to the seven angels, “Go, pour out the seven bowls of God’s wrath on the earth.” 2 The first angel went and poured out his bowl on the land, and ugly, festering sores broke out on the people who had the mark of the beast and worshiped its image. 3 The second angel poured out his bowl on the sea, and it turned into blood like that of a dead person, and every living thing in the sea died. 4 The third angel poured out his bowl on the rivers and springs of water, and they became blood…..8 The fourth angel poured out his bowl on the sun, and the sun was allowed to scorch people with fire. 9 They were seared by the intense heat and they cursed the name of God, who had control over these plagues, but they refused to repent and glorify him.10 The fifth angel poured out his bowl on the throne of the beast, and its kingdom was plunged into darkness. People gnawed their tongues in agony 11 and cursed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, but they refused to repent of what they had done. 12 The sixth angel poured out his bowl on the great river Euphrates, and its water was dried up to prepare the way for the kings from the East….17 The seventh angel poured out his bowl into the air, and out of the temple came a loud voice from the throne, saying, ‘It is done!’ ” (Revelation 16:1-17)
I don’t know about you, but that definitely sounds like song material to me.
Or at least it did to these guys…..
Well, you can add May 21 to the list of dates that the rapture will happen. Say what you want about this guy, but he is ready to field all questions…
Well, it looks like we all need to go ahead and cancel our Super Bowl parties tomorrow, or as those of us in the church call it for legal reasons the “Souper Bowl”.
According to the Third Eagle the Super Bowl won’t happen because…….it’s the 45th Super Bowl! Why does that matter? Easy, because 44 is an “end times number”.
But you say, “Wait, isn’t this Super Bowl 45?” Well, yeah, but……ok I give up. As usual I have no idea what Tapley is talking about. But you do get to see Tapley do a cool self flashback to his Super Bowl prophecy from last year, so that’s fun.
If nothing else it is fascinating listening to the Third Eagle explain the NFL’s role in biblical prophecy. Enjoy.
It’s Friday, Fundie Friday to be exact, and that means the weekend is only a few hours away. You could work hard for those next few hours and let the time drag on and on, or you could do what real American workers do and get distracted!
If you are a real American worker and in need of a good distraction, then look no further than The Grim Reaper a 1976 Christian fright fest about the Anti-Christ and his partner the Grim Reaper starring none other than Jerry Falwell and a dark haired Jack Van Impe!!
Like all good Christian propaganda it was filmed in the Christian Mecca, my hometown: Nashville, TN. So you know it’s gonna be good.
It’s a 6 parter. Part 1 is below and we’ve included the links to the rest of it underneath so that you can have as much or as little of a work distraction as you need.
Keeping with the prophecy theme today we’ve got a prophecy MEGA-POST that is sure to blow your mind.
Or at least leave you asking “What the $%#&?”
First up we learn about the angel of the bottomless pit from a guy wearing a pope shirt
Next, Vin Diesel is wearing the coolest Christian/tiger print shirt of all time as he stands in front of what I assume is a time portal reciting Matthew 24
Last, but certainly not least we have an African-American man wearing a Hitler shirt standing in front of an image of Obama telling us about the mark of the beast
You can’t make this stuff up.
