And just like that, Jack Chick ends the “debate” on climate change.
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We have a very special Tract Tuesday for you today! The brilliant Jon Bois, from the SBNation NFL blog has modified an old favorite of ours- the “Bad Bob” Chick Tract.
Being an NFL writer, he slightly modified Jack Chick’s fine work to reflect the coming of our new Savior: Tim Tebow.
As the premier Chick Tract archivists on the internet, we thank Jon Bois for his contribution to all things Chick. Well done, sir.
Things that you will learn from the Chick Tract below:
- Satan is a shape changer, which would be an awesome superhero power
- The forbidden fruit that Adam and Eve ate was…. a pine cone?
- The Catholic Church was a clever plot by Satan to keep the Word of God from spreading
- The Catholic Church was behind the assassinations of both Lincoln and JFK
- Jack Chick is one crazy dude.
Saaay, aren’t the kids really into zombies and vampires these days? I bet we could win a lot of souls if someone would just include zombies into Chick Tracts…
Love this one.
As a public service announcement, Jack Chick would like to give some advice to all you Shriners that have children in comas because of an attempted suicide: Repent of your Shrinerist ways and your child will be healed!!!
Praise God indeed!
Jack Chick has pretty much laid down the gauntlet in his latest tract, “Still No Revival?”
If you are new to our site and haven’t had the benefit of reading dozens of examples of Jack’s best work, this tract pretty much sums up why he’s so unhappy with the church today. He covers everything from Catholocism to Islam to “the gays.” It’s pretty much Jack Chick’s opus magnum, and we are honored to give it a home at American Jesus.
It’s been too long since we’ve had a Tract Tuesday, but today we remedy that.
Note in this week’s edition how busy Satan has been over the years. Apparently, he has come up with the traps of religion, education, awful young people, and sports to keep people from hearing the good news.
Today we are featuring another tract from the African-American collection… which in no way promotes or encourages stereotypes of the African-American community. Now enjoy these young black men being good at basketball.
http://media.chick.com/tract_6.swf
(Link above will take you to huge embedded tract)
Sometimes you really have to read something out loud to fully grasp how creepy it really is. Luckily, some good folks on youtube have done this very thing with the various works of our hero Jack Chick.
Join us as we celebrate Tract Tuesday by enjoying the spoken word alongside his famous artwork. Today, we’re featuring what is easily one of Jack’s creepiest titles to date: Lisa. In fact, it was so creepy that it was discontinued.
Here at American Jesus, we assume that we have many illiterate fans that come to our site for the pretty pictures and occasional puppet video. On their behalf, we would like to present a dramatic stage performance of one of Jack Chick’s finest works, “The Thief.”
